Defective Nightmares

laughing during sex

and/or things going wrong during sex that leads to laughter

sex on a countertop/tabletop/sink because we couldn’t wait to get somewhere with cushions

kissing to stay quiet

biting to stay quiet

one person meticulously doing something entirely for the other’s benefit without expectation or need of reciprocation

“wow i did not know that was A Thing for me until right now and i’m totally fine with that but for the love of god keep doing it”

someone straddling the other while they’re “trying to read” and slowly getting them to put the book away

“you’re only allowed to sit there and watch until i tell you otherwise”

kissing anywhere but the lips

alternatively, touching anywhere but where the person desperately wants to be touched

“we couldn’t find a condom so we’re getting each other off in other ways” sex

anything involving the secretive brushing of fingertips against inner thighs in public spaces

sex with clothes half on/panties still on

the pleasant misuse of ties

Hello friends!

I guess it’s safe to say that most people adore animals, and either have had pets or want to have one, right? This year (2020), I finally got the chance to adopt an amazing 3-legged pupper who has become everything to me.

While researching the local rescue projects, I learned about the immense hardships they go through–most don’t even have their own shelters, they either pay for foster families to take the animals in, or pay rent at private shelters (that are nothing like the shelters you may see on TV).

I know the world is literally and figuratively burning right now, and a lot of people are trying to make ends meet, so feel no pressure from this post, but if you are in a lucky enough situation where you might have even 1 dollar to spare, I’d like to humbly ask for your donation. 

I selected 3 local rescue projects to help (focinhofeliz.es, auaucarente, guerreirosde4patas–all from Vitoria, ES, Brazil). They are in desperate need for food and money to pay vet bills:

(Auaucarente asking for food donation, because they have run out)

(guerreirosde4patas asking for people to chip in to pay ONE dog’s bill)

(focinhofeliz.es saying they still need 100 bucks to close a deal for 4 session of chemotherapy for Linda)

You may ask, “but is it really worth donating 1 dollar?” and here’s my answer:

American Dollar $1=BR$5.23 (17/09/2020)

Canadian Dollar $1=BR$3.98 (17/09/2020)

Euro $1=BR$6.20 (17/09/2020)

Pound $1=BR$6.79 (17/09/2020)

Your “small” donation will be multiplied by currency conversion. And not to mention there is strength in numbers; if everyone chips in, we can make a world of difference to these amazing animals.

If you got this far, THANK YOU for reading! Here’s where you can donate:

Ko-fi

Paypal: [email protected]