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I'm trying to replace Vice's urge to bring me live worms with a more constructive activity by rewarding him with adoration when he brings me cat toys that aren't worms. (Most frequently pompoms and dryer balls.) This has been decently successful in recent weeks. The problem is that GoodJobNotWormBaby.exe and NoWakingMeUpBeforeAlarm.exe are running in conflict. Yes, I would definitely prefer a little green pompom at 4 am instead of worms, but I would most prefer being asleep at 4 am.

Gotta spin that baby for good behavior

Wheeeeeeeeeeee!!!!

It's raining, and Vice has come caroling into my bedroom with his mouth full of something, fur damp from the catio. He sings the wyrmsong and brings to me

Holy smokes it’s true

Sympathising with my mother but at the same time

loving this new tumblr glitch that places the viewer's url in place of a deactivated one. some kind of horror movie plot about finding your own dead body

Already know I wanna send this to people on June 1

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