self care is drinking directly from a puddle in the taco bell drive thru

No

slurp

Hearing men talk about being in love is so refreshing and weird it’s like us but it’s them

you were red and you liked me because i was blue da ba dee da ba die

carly rae jepsen was cute. fun. innocent. playful. she was what white girl pop music needed. and then y'all let her fade away and allowed meghan trainor into top 40 charts. unforgivable. 

Shoutout to that ex that you never actually dated but when y'all stopped talking it felt just like a break up

i’d like to formally call myself out on being such a needy and emotionally confusing person

My kink is not opening messages and pretending theyre not there

Me as hell,