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he made cupcakes are you proud of him

NEW YORK NEW YORK NEW YORK sogoodisaiditthrice thecitythatneversleeps andthatmakestwoofus ACTUALLY, it’s a MIRACLE i made it here today! ʳᵉᵃˡˡᵃʸˀ oh yeah, dyouknow how hard it is togetavisatogetintoAmericawhenyou’rea ₒₕₕ𝓌ₐᵤᵤₑ𝓌 puppet?

ᴡᴇʟʟ ɪ ᴄᴀɴ ɪᴍᴀɢɪɴᴇ…!

TRY explaining that to the girl behind the counter I mean I handed her my photo and shejustlookedatme andshesaid ᵂᴴᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᵀ'ˢ!!! ᵀᴴᴵᴵᴵᴵᴵᴵᴵᴵᴵᴵᴵᴵˢˀ! and I said wellobviouslyit’sme and she said ᵂᴴᴬᴬᴬᵀᵎ ᴬᴿᴱ ʸᴼᴼᴼᵁˀ which……had me for a moment.

ᴡᴇʟʟ, ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴀ ᴍᴏᴍᴇɴI said well I’m a puppet obviously I’mapuppetversionofacartoonfroma viiirtual band called GORILLAZZZZZ!

ᴡᴇʟʟ, ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴏᴜʟᴅ sᴇᴇ ʜᴏᴡ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴍɪɢʜᴛ ᴀʀᴏᴜsᴇ sᴜsᴘɪᴄɪᴏɴ ɪɴ ᴀ ᴠᴇᴇᴢᴇʀ ᴏғғɪᴄᴇ…

soo, you know, she says ʸᵒᵘ'ʳᵉᵍᵒⁿⁿᵃᵇᵉ ᵂᴼᴼᴼᴼᴿᴷᴵᴺᴳ ᶦⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ˢᵀᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᵀᴱˢˀ   w uh-well, actually love, most of the work’s been done upfront imeanthis isn’t even my real voice, it was recorded by an actor weeks ago!

ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴡᴏᴢ ᴘʀᴏʙᴀʙʟʏ ᴀ ʙɪᴛ ʜᴀʀᴅ ғᴏʀ ʜᴇʀ ᴛᴏ ɢʀᴀsᴘ, ʙᴜᴛ, ᴅᴏ ᴄᴀʀʀʏ ᴏɴ!

WEEELLLLLLLL

then she discovered I had no birthcertificate, no fingerprints…………………………………………………..[ᴜɴɪɴᴛᴇʟʟɪɢɪʙʟᴇ] ANDITLOOKEDLIKEIWASN’TGONNABEALLOWEDIN!!!! sᴏ ᴡᴏᴛ ʜᴀᴘᴘᴇɴᴇᴅ ɴᴇxᴛ?

WEEEEELLLLL!!!!!!!

iiiii WHIPPED out a copy of our bestselling album, signedacoupleoftshirts, and-(♪birdsong♪)………………………………………………………………..ʷᵒᵗˀ WELL! I may just be a puppet, but I’m a multimillionaire rRrRrRrRockstar puppet, and uh-ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴋɪɴᴅᴀ ᴄʀᴇᴅ ɢᴏᴇs ᴀ ʟᴏɴɢ ᴡᴀʏ! sheeee fast-tracked my application, stamped my ticket, and also, shesortofwent Nghghau ████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████

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The sonic 06 fandub is just a gift that keeps on giving.

Justin Trudeau is dead to me.

Do you hear that? That’s the sound of Liberal votes evaporating in B.C.

Justin Trudeau approved an oil pipeline one day after their government passed a Climate Emergency Motion.

What a spineless neoliberal fraud.

and the liberals think it’s okay to put a pipeline through BC? Beautiful British Columbia? full of water and mountains? it’s ridiculous!

A comprehensive new study of health care systems in developed nations has ranked Canadian health care near the bottom.

Out of 11 countries, Canada was ranked ninth for health care, placing just above France and the United States.

That’s well behind countries like the United Kingdom and Australia that led the pack.

The study relied on 72 metrics grouped into five distinct categories care process, access, administrative efficiency, equity, and health care outcomes.

Canada’s rating was hurt by its comparatively higher infant mortality rate, the prevalence of chronic conditions, long wait times in emergency rooms and to see specialists, poor availability of after-hours care, and a lack of reliable coverage for things like dental work and many prescription drugs.