Cocktail Boy

@ineloquent-creature // @lilcowgirl7 // @inkskinned // unknown // For M, Mikko Harvey

All of the gay people in America moved to Idaho, then kicked out the cishets and renamed it to Yassachusetts. Whenever there was an election it would be listed as a rainbow state instead of red or blue.

I am not the divine masculine or the divine feminine I am the divine comedy and you will address me as such

pronouns: hee/hee

Yesterday I had a dreamt Tumblr started drawing Perry the Platypus humanized and he became a Tumblr-sexyman even tho he doesn't have a Canon human design yet. Then Disney made it canon and married him with Doofenshmirtz on a theatrical movie. Everyone cried and called it the ship of all time, blueprints, etc etc. And even casual people started cosplaying them. And making weddings themed after them. A floating sans head was there for some reason, whispered "February 1" and I woke up in a cold sweat

YOOOOOOOOO