Dédaigneux

Who the fuck ripped this fat vape at silent hill I’m trying to find my dead wife

when i die i want my skull preserved and donated to a theater group to function as the skull of yorick in a production of hamlet

For all u mountain climbers out there

*climbs up and takes a few good slurps while i piss on the wall*

You literally did not have to say that

i didn’t

me as a discovery

THEY’RE ROASTING HIM

i am bed bath and beyond disappointed in you son

GOD

“money can’t buy happiness” is such a baby boomer concept like…. I don’t want excessive wealth to buy a golf plated toilet seat Karen, I just wish I wasn’t crying because I can’t afford both spaghetti and rent after working 40 hours a week