Ded Fish

out of the many tragic parts of martin blackwood’s life, I cannot even imagine how gutted I would be to discover my controversially older crush was actually younger than me.

Jon becoming more closer to The Eye causes him to stop needing his glasses. Send post.

It is my firm belief (funky headcanon I just thought of) that in Expert Testimony, when Lyfrassir says "their clothing and weapons were utterly alien, and it took almost 20 years to capture them", it meant something along the lines of: Ivy, Raphaella, and Marius were standing in a battle ready stance, back to back, all dressed in very bad viking clothing because they listened to Tim about this, Ivy holding a book with both hands like a gun, Raphaella holding a water pistol, and Marius holding a frying pan, all while gaslighting the New Midgardians that yes, these are very real and very dangerous weapons, and no, they aren't afraid to use them, and the police force was too scared to do anything for two decades, but Lyf had to make it sound a bit more dignified for the report