𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝒞𝓇𝓎𝓅𝓉

This has been going on for thousands of years! It doesn't change.

[ID: A digital drawing of Jonathan Sims and Martin Blackwood from The Magnus Archives. They're holding each other and have their faces very close together as if they're about to kiss or just have. Both of them are smiling softly. Martin is wearing a cream jumper patterned with fish and Jon is wearing a black jumper with a cat design at the bottom. End description.]

season 2: Supplemental: God lives inside the printer and he keeps telling me my assistants are murderers. I am inclined to believe him based on the fact that Martin told to have a nice day. Innately suspicious behavior.

season 3: My only friends are my ex-girlfriend, her cat, and the many scars I've gotten from various monsters and fear cultists.

season 4: You know, just being socially adept would solve a lot of my problems. Unfortunately, I was traumatized so thoroughly by age eight that I learned the best way to make friends is to blink at them slowly until they get the idea. This does not work when your evil patron god uses eyeballs to devour fear.