backyard gardens

Honestly I'd love to invite u out with us but like..my gf passively deals aoe poison damage, and no offence but your toxin resistance is meagre and she would instantly rot you into mulch

forklift who trusts you very much leading you to her nest where a newborn pallet jack is waiting and squealing and squeaking for milk and she is showing you this because she trusts ands loves you so much

time smells bad.

what Synesthetic bullcrap is this now

Just realised this implies that a fridge cancels or slows time down

As a simple experiment I will put some plutonium in my refrigerator and see if it decays slower, brb

this time it’s the opposite of Greek philosophy because you used the scientific method

Conclusion: the scientific method gives people radiation poisoning

“that’s the spirit” i say as i gesture to the spirit that’s been haunting my home for years. when will they leave or start contributing to the household by doing something like helping with laundry. when will they pay rent

hazmat suit with boob window

i will be the most fuckable person on the cleanup crew

i have radiation poisoning

any body free tonight, i wanna check out the bottom of the ocean but not alone