Yes, I play with makeup

Alex: Pout all you want, I'll still take cookies

Alex: Christ, what am I going to do with you Declan? You're already freaking out about the possibility of my mom knowing or bringing it up

Alex: Why is that bad? Do you even talk to them?

Alex: Please tell me you're not afraid of an 11 year old boy

Declan: But then I have no magic power of the pout. That's no fair.

Declan: This is a big deal Alex. This is a huge deal. Like massive. Life changing. There is a baby. There is a kid and yes I'm freaking out.

Declan: Uh, no not really. Sometimes they call to check I'm not dead or anything, but they're going to want to know what's going on when I try to set up the trust funds.

Alex: Because I'm Alex and I do what I want and I'm the boss

Alex: I doubt me being pregnant will pop up in a conversation. I'll tell her eventually. Just lock up your lips or I won't be kissing them.

Alex: I'm positive

Declan: Yeah well I'm Declan and I'm going to pout when you steal my cookies and your just going to have to deal with that.

Declan: No, but babies might. Or like someone else's pregnancy. Or children. Especially small children, but like children in general. Okay please warn me when that happens, and you can always shut me up with your lips that would also work.

Declan: Oh god I just realized at some point I'm probably going to have to tell my parents.

Alex: I don't care if you'd let me have some of yours, I would take some anyways

Alex: Seeing as how she doesn't know, she won't kill you

Alex: And even if she knew, she wouldn't kill you

Declan: Wait so you can steal my cookies but I can't steal yours? What is this double standard?

Declan: But she's going to find out eventually. Y'know why you start showing signs of pregnancy and what if I accidentally blurt it out. What if it comes up in conversation?

Alex: If you eat them then I'll cry and not talk to you

Alex: Uh huh, you can pick me up. Would you mind spending the night at my mom's with me?

Declan: Good job I bought my own then. And because I'm so incredibly nice I might even let you have some of mine as well as your own.

Declan: Awesome, I'll be there. I wouldn't mind that at all, in fact I would very much like that.

Declan: Oh god, is your mom going to kill me?

Declan: I knocked you up, and I need to know if she's going to kill me.

Alex: No you will not. Pregnant ladies don't share with baby daddy's

Alex: Good thing I'll be back tomorrow night

Declan: You'll never know if I do or not. I'm super sneaky, plus I might just eat them before hand.

Alex: Mmmmm, yes. Chocolate chip is my absolute favorite

Alex: You know, talk like that is what got me pregnant in the first place. Good thing I'm not there right now cause I would've jumped you just now

Declan: Mostly choc chip it is then. Also I will probably steal a few.

Alex: I'd rather have cookies

Alex: How does that make sense?

Declan: Choc chip? I'll just have a variety waiting for you.

Alex: Same thing. Literally the same thing

Alex: But that doesn't make sense

Declan: I'll have some waiting for you when you get back.

Alex: See, I'm so smart. Curly fries is always the answer with you

Alex: How do you love me even when you're asleep?

Declan: Hey, it's isn't always the answer. Sometimes the answer is more curly fries.

Alex: Well stop bouncing your leg. Chew gum or something. Get curly fries

Alex: Ummmmmm, I don't think so

Alex: Tell me you still love me?

Declan: I could get curly fries. That would be a good idea. Do you want some?

Declan: Stupid question. Everyone wants curly fries. Also you're in Greece so I can't give you any curly fries, which also makes it a stupid question sorry.

Declan: Okay, but if you think of anything just let me know okay.

Alex: Are you going to stop freaking out any time soon?

Alex: Nope, too late

Decan: I really hope so or my leg is starting to cramp up with all the movement it's doing it.

Alex; You're still freaking out?

Alex: Nope, nope. It's too late

Declan: It's a big thing. I'm having period moments of panic.

Alex: .....shut up Declan, I'm trying to make a point and you just get all science nerd and ruin it

Declan: Well I am sorry for having and using a coping mechanism because I'm currently freaking out right now.

Alex: They can be vegetarian and still like fast food. John is basically Greek god. I had a poster of him in my room when I was younger and used to kiss it every day before school.

Alex: That's exactly what I was going for. I think I passed the freaking out and now I'm weirded out. There's a person in me. Like in a non-sexual way

Declan: Yeah could but out of sheer principal they won't give their money to the companies that slaughter defenseless animals for food. That's adorable and I'm laughing at you.

Alex: A Greek not liking fish is like an American not liking fast food. Complete psycho. Eugh, he's so hot. Can we have a threesome with him?

Alex: Cause you got me pregnant now I have your potentially hyper curly fry freak spawn in my womb? Nah, we'll be fine

Declan: There are a few American vegetarians out there. They're hard to find, but they do exist. I don't like sharing, and I'm not sure how to get into contact with Mr Stamos. He probably has a lot of threesome requests to get through before he can even get to ours. And I'd have conditions.

Alex: Greek genes are like brown liquor, they're strong. Look how beautiful John Stamos is. If our kid is a boy, it's gunna look like him

Alex: What do you mean?

Declan: Then I sure hope this kid likes fish. And hordes of girls who were into 80's/90's sitcoms.

Alex: HAHA. Good one. A Greek allergic to fish lol

Alex: I know and I promise I'm fine. If I need anything you'll be the first person I talk to. Maybe you can call me later?

Declan: Only part Greek, it could happen. Maybe. I don't know how strong Greek genes are and if they'll pummel my puny American genes into the ground.

Declan: Okay, okay good. And I'll call you whenever you want me to.