pocket full of soul

Declan: Yeah well I'm Declan and I'm going to pout when you steal my cookies and your just going to have to deal with that.

Declan: No, but babies might. Or like someone else's pregnancy. Or children. Especially small children, but like children in general. Okay please warn me when that happens, and you can always shut me up with your lips that would also work.

Declan: Oh god I just realized at some point I'm probably going to have to tell my parents.

Declan: OKay, what about your brother?

Alex: Pout all you want, I'll still take cookies

Alex: Christ, what am I going to do with you Declan? You're already freaking out about the possibility of my mom knowing or bringing it up

Alex: Why is that bad? Do you even talk to them?

Declan: Wait so you can steal my cookies but I can't steal yours? What is this double standard?

Declan: But she's going to find out eventually. Y'know why you start showing signs of pregnancy and what if I accidentally blurt it out. What if it comes up in conversation?

Declan: Are you sure?

Alex: Because I'm Alex and I do what I want and I'm the boss

Alex: I doubt me being pregnant will pop up in a conversation. I'll tell her eventually. Just lock up your lips or I won't be kissing them.

Declan: Good job I bought my own then. And because I'm so incredibly nice I might even let you have some of mine as well as your own.

Declan: Awesome, I'll be there. I wouldn't mind that at all, in fact I would very much like that.

Declan: Oh god, is your mom going to kill me?

Declan: I knocked you up, and I need to know if she's going to kill me.

Declan: I'll still stay the night, I'd just like to know in advance if she's going to kill me.

Alex: I don't care if you'd let me have some of yours, I would take some anyways

Alex: Seeing as how she doesn't know, she won't kill you

Declan: You'll never know if I do or not. I'm super sneaky, plus I might just eat them before hand.

Declan: Can I come pick you up from the airport? I would very much like to meet you at the airport.

Alex: If you eat them then I'll cry and not talk to you

Declan: Mostly choc chip it is then. Also I will probably steal a few.

Declan: What do you mean good thing you're not here. I'd very much like it if you were here. I am not opposed to being jumped at all by you.

Alex: No you will not. Pregnant ladies don't share with baby daddy's

Declan: Choc chip? I'll just have a variety waiting for you.

Declan: Because I love you. I just know. I love you always. Awake or asleep, it doesn't matter. Like, okay, I'm about to get really cheesy so bare with me, but you're the first thing I think about in the morning, and the last thing I think about before going to sleep at night. And then more often than not, there's dreams and you're there, so yeah, I love you.

Alex: Mmmmm, yes. Chocolate chip is my absolute favorite

Declan: I'll have some waiting for you when you get back.

Declan: Of course that makes sense, how does it not make sense?

Alex: I'd rather have cookies

Declan: Hey, it's isn't always the answer. Sometimes the answer is more curly fries.

Declan: With my eyes closed. I just do. I just know I love you. Always.

Alex: Same thing. Literally the same thing

Declan: I could get curly fries. That would be a good idea. Do you want some?

Declan: Stupid question. Everyone wants curly fries. Also you're in Greece so I can't give you any curly fries, which also makes it a stupid question sorry.

Declan: Okay, but if you think of anything just let me know okay.

Declan: You know I do. I love you. In the morning. In the afternoon. In the evening. Even when I'm asleep, I love you.

Alex: See, I'm so smart. Curly fries is always the answer with you

Decan: I really hope so or my leg is starting to cramp up with all the movement it's doing it.

Declan: Is there anything I can do? Like anything at all. I'll do it, just say the word.

Alex: Well stop bouncing your leg. Chew gum or something. Get curly fries

Alex: Ummmmmm, I don't think so

Declan: It's a big thing. I'm having period moments of panic.

Declan: Can I apologize? Will that help?

Alex: Are you going to stop freaking out any time soon?

Declan: Well I am sorry for having and using a coping mechanism because I'm currently freaking out right now.

Declan: Say it again, like the whole it's weird to have another human inside of you in a non sexual way and instead of ruining it I'll just be like 'bruh'.

Alex; You're still freaking out?

Declan: Yeah could but out of sheer principal they won't give their money to the companies that slaughter defenseless animals for food. That's adorable and I'm laughing at you.

Declan: Well you did a good job. Technically at the moment there's only cells inside you. I don't think you'd be far enough a long to have an actually person, but like you have cells inside of you that will grow into an actual human and that's weird. Bodies are weird when you think about them.

Declan: There are a few American vegetarians out there. They're hard to find, but they do exist. I don't like sharing, and I'm not sure how to get into contact with Mr Stamos. He probably has a lot of threesome requests to get through before he can even get to ours. And I'd have conditions.

Declan: Way to make it sound lovely and oh so romantic. My potentially hyper curly fry freak spawn and I thank you. Okay, if you're sure.

Alex: They can be vegetarian and still like fast food. John is basically Greek god. I had a poster of him in my room when I was younger and used to kiss it every day before school.

Declan: Then I sure hope this kid likes fish. And hordes of girls who were into 80's/90's sitcoms.

Declan: This isn't going to ruin anything between us right? Like things aren't going to get weird or anything.

Alex: A Greek not liking fish is like an American not liking fast food. Complete psycho. Eugh, he's so hot. Can we have a threesome with him?

Declan: Only part Greek, it could happen. Maybe. I don't know how strong Greek genes are and if they'll pummel my puny American genes into the ground.

Declan: Okay, okay good. And I'll call you whenever you want me to.

Declan: Is this going to change anything?

Alex: Greek genes are like brown liquor, they're strong. Look how beautiful John Stamos is. If our kid is a boy, it's gunna look like him

Declan: What if it's allergic?

Declan: Fine, but if you need anything you have to tell me alright. Or I'd like you to tell me, you don't have you, like it's your decision to tell me or not, but I would like it if you did.

Declan: I just want to help.

Alex: HAHA. Good one. A Greek allergic to fish lol