“….I mean, they’re funny, you’ll like them”

is that barb from stranger things

Look at what you did, you gave a dog an existential crisis 

THE LONG, FORLORN STARE OUT OF THE WINDOW AT THE WATER IMMEDIATELY FOLLOWED BY THE “HELP” SENT ME

That boy had no time for his british nonsense 

This little boy woke up and chose VIOLENCE

Ultimately we’re still looking at a story of a woman changing for her man, but since she’s getting uglier instead of prettier this time it’s unproblematic?

Did you watch the first movie? Cause like she didn’t change herself into an ogre. When the spell broke she remained an Ogre because thats what she truly was the whole time cause her dad was a frog, she ain’t change for anyone, she didn’t remain human, she became her true self, an ogre and Shrek still loved her for who she was regardless like this ain’t complicated or “problematic”, I don’t get how you don’t know that unless you forgot that major plot point that was like the climax of the first movie.

Read this explanation. Mine is shit

MAN [IN THICK ACCENT]: Black cat bring good luck.  Not bad luck.  I have black cat - See, him face - And I am not dead today: Good luck!

Reblog him face for good luck in 2021