Decent soup

You can list all the reasons why and even make an essay about it, I just want to know why

Okay!

Reasons to Hate Jim

1. For the bit. For the jokes. To be unserious.

2. Plot armor can’t save bro from making the same fucking mistake over and over and over again BRO WE ALREADY SAID YOU DONT HAVE TO DO IT ALONE WHY DO YOU PROCEED TO DO IT ALONE NOT TWICE NOT THREE TIMES BUT FOUR TIMES MORE !!

3. His whole outfit is just blue on blue on blue boring ass bitch

4. Erases all of time and throws away his life, his girlfriend’s life, and his friends and families lives for the sake of reliving a stupid fucking fantasy that nearly killed your ass (oh to save Toby BITCH YOU DIDNT GAF ABOUT TOBY BEFORE DONT START)

5. Leaves Toby in Arcadia at the end of Trollhunters to “protect it” knowing damn well there was nothing (at the time) for him to be doing

6. Lied to his mom AGAIN!! Broke his fucking promise to “protect her.” This boy has a savior complex.

7. His troll form is UGLYYYYY

8. He probably listens to the Jonas Brothers and calls them underground

9. He’s built like a spaghetti strand

10. The personality of rye bread

11. Never says “I love you” to Claire. Bro would probably respond with “ditto!”

12. Shoved Krel when he was having a dance party

13. His bitchy personality sector from the hero with a thousand faces episode pisses me off

14. Fell for Steve’s stupid scam in Airheads like a moron

15. Can’t speak Spanish for shit

16. Keeps breaking the stupid little staircase thing

17. Looks stupid at the end of the first episode as he chuckles to himself about pulling the sword out of that rock

18. He’s a terrible actor both on and off stage

19. Looks uncanny in the movie

20. Too dumb to notice something is wrong with Claire in early season 3

21. Talked to himself in a cave in the Darklands as if he’s lonely well you should have thought about that before you went dingbat

22. “Crispy”

23. OMG HE CANT DANCE FOR SHIT

24. That one scene in the hero with a thousand faces episode where he was crashing out after seeing a duplicate of himself and the camera angle was all weird he looked dumb

25. Also whenever he says “holla’!”

26. Can’t play piano either

27. Let Toby jump out of a two story window because of his terrible ass piano playing and didn’t even check on him

28. “What do your enemies call you?” He thinks he’s funny.

29. In recipe for disaster he’s like staring at Strickler intimidatingly and smirking across the table and a pea starts to roll off his plate and he tries to stab it with the fork to aura farm but it rolls off the fucking table instead

30. The most boring room I’ve ever seen in all my days

31. Cornball ringtone at the big age of 16

32. A loser in the movie who can’t even carry a team until the last 20 minutes

33. Rides his bike off the edge of a canal to make himself feel better about his lame life

34. “There has to be more to life than… high school” yeah there is dumbass it’s called college and employment

35. Named his very clearly feminine flour bag baby “Jim lake jr jr” without even asking Claire first then proceeds to look underneath the flour bag as if there will be a genital down there to indicate the flour’s birth sex (make the baby nonbinary and call it a day)

36. Why does he act shocked every time Angor Rot takes his sword while the curse is on him in season 1 like you know what the spell does by now quit pretending you’re surprised

37. I hate his chuckle I hate his chuckle I hate his chuckle I hate his chuckle I hate his chuckle I hate his chuckle

38. “Why are we at a ren fair” YOURE NOT QUIRKY SHUT UP YOURE NOT EVEN THE MAIN CHARACTER IN THIS SHOW (although I wish you were because doux*e is more unbearable than you somehow)

39. Hunter Jim makes me want to rip out my hair

40. “Oh what’s this? A friendship rock?” Quit being a smartass

41. Bro can’t pronounce dwark stone it’s not that hard

42. His favorite actor is probably Chris Pratt or something

43. Reeks of desperation

44. Can’t do math can’t do history can’t do his world language OMG HOW ARE YOU EVEN IN 10TH GRADE???

45. Who the fuck chose him to run for spring fling king because I sure do hope no one actually

46. I hate that little piece of his hair that sticks up every now and then

47. He had like a giant glob of guac on his sweater all episode long in that STUPID hero with a thousand faces episode and NOBODY POINTED IT OUT and he never cleaned it off

48. Coyotes in the woods? Really? That’s the best you could come up with? “We heard Claire’s baby brother crying in the woods, or we thought we did?” YOU SOUND LIKE SUCH A MORON DOES YOUR MOTHER LOOKS STUPID???

49. Why won’t you hold Toby’s sweaty little hand it’s because you hate him isn’t it

50. You order everyone at the table a steak?? What if Darci doesn’t eat beef??? Ever thought of that, you inconsiderate piece of shit?

And that’s 50! Let me know if you want more 🥹

Edit: I’m putting more who cares

51. Lesbian Jim is superior because at least she’s honest with herself

52. “Want to play the horseshoe game?” BRO YOURE NOT FUNNY STOP TRYING SO HARD

53. Went through the five stages of grief over a Vespa

54. Didn’t support Toby’s crush on the mole mascot and was always being a Debbie downer when Toby has always been there for your sorry ass since day 1

55. Doesn’t know what the term “test your metal” means at the big age of 15

56. Didn’t read the book.

57. Always blaming himself and trying to sympathy farm at the worst possible times like dude it’s not always about you

58. “I’ll need you now more than ever Tobes” literally never takes him seriously again until the movie when he dies

59. His whole dialogue when Toby was dying was so cringe I’m sorry

60. Bro heard blinky’s speech about destiny one time and decided to run with it to Saturn and back

61. “But without the amulet… am I still the trollhunter???” BOY DIDNT WE TALK ABOUT THIS ALREADY?!

62. Stop trying to talk to Claire in Unbecoming when she obviously doesn’t remember you

63. Bro zip up your damn satchel this is why Strickler was able to see the stupid amulet you didn’t even hide it properly 😭😭😭

64. His pou face when he’s sad or has disappointed someone

65. Bro needed to yap for like two minutes after Barbara and Strickler told him about their engagement like omg wrap it up bruh

66. Couldn’t even hold his own with a serator

67. Terrible singer forgot to mention that

68. His hands aren’t even small they’re just weirdly shaped idk they looks so strange like pancakes or something

69. His five second of gravesand was lame

@noodlecarrot50states need ur opinion on this

Right after Aja and Eli leave for Akiridion 5, the titans come a lot sooner and they are not ready for it so the world ends.

Jim and Claire: build a society underground after restoring troll market for trolls and humans to seek refuge

Toby and Krel: They hide together and bring supplies when they can to trollmarket

Steve: Becomes a cannibalistic cult leader in the upper states (lowk need more, especiallyhow he got there)

Douxie: Leads a team of trolls and humans to help restore the world above trollmarket using magic.

This is me when I read:

Spotify, SoundCloud, or Pandora? 

is your room messy or clean?

what color are your eyes?

do you like your name? why?

what is your relationship status? 

describe your personality in 3 words or less

what color hair do you have?

what kind of car do you drive? color?

where do you shop?

how would you describe your style?

favorite social media account

what size bed do you have? 

any siblings?

if you can live anywhere in the world where would it be? why?

favorite snapchat filter? 

favorite makeup brand(s)

how many times a week do you shower?

favorite tv show?

shoe size?

how tall are you?

sandals or sneakers? 

do you go to the gym? 

describe your dream date

how much money do you have in your wallet at the moment?

what color socks are you wearing? 

how many pillows do you sleep with?

do you have a job? what do you do? 

how many friends do you have? 

whats the worst thing you have ever done? 

whats your favorite candle scent? 

3 favorite boy names

3 favorite girl names

favorite actor? 

favorite actress? 

who is your celebrity crush?

favorite movie? 

do you read a lot? whats your favorite book? 

money or brains? 

do you have a nickname? what is it? 

how many times have you been to the hospital?

top 10 favorite songs

do you take any medications daily? 

what is your skin type? (oily, dry, etc)

what is your biggest fear? 

how many kids do you want? 

whats your go to hair style?

what type of house do you live in? (big, small, etc) 

who is your role model? 

what was the last compliment you received?

what was the last text you sent?

how old were you when you found out santa wasn’t real?

what is your dream car? 

opinion on smoking?

do you go to college? 

what is your dream job? 

would you rather live in rural areas or the suburbs? 

do you take shampoo and conditioner bottles from hotels? 

do you have freckles? 

do you smile for pictures?

how many pictures do you have on your phone? 

have you ever peed in the woods? 

do you still watch cartoons? 

do you prefer chicken nuggets from Wendy’s or McDonalds?

Favorite dipping sauce? 

what do you wear to bed? 

have you ever won a spelling bee?

 what are your hobbies?

can you draw? 

do you play an instrument?

what was the last concert you saw? 

tea or coffee?

Starbucks or Dunkin Donuts?

do you want to get married?

what is your crush’s first and last initial?

are you going to change your last name when you get married? 

what color looks best on you? 

do you miss anyone right now? 

do you sleep with your door open or closed?

do you believe in ghosts?

what is your biggest pet peeve? 

last person you called`

favorite ice cream flavor? 

regular oreos or golden oreos? 

chocolate or rainbow sprinkles? 

what shirt are you wearing? 

what is your phone background?

are you outgoing or shy?

do you like it when people play with your hair?

do you like your neighbors? 

do you wash your face? at night? in the morning?

have you ever been high? 

have you ever been drunk? 

last thing you ate? 

favorite lyrics right now

summer or winter? 

day or night? 

dark, milk, or white chocolate? 

favorite month? 

what is your zodiac sign