Lies, betrayal and deceit

I sowed some holes in my clothes today, hashtag house wife

Housewife

People are talking about undertale today even though I beat that years ago

My dream is for someone to one day voice over one of my posts on YouTube shorts with Minecraft parkour in the background that everyone uses the same footage of

Yeah? Well MY dream is to enter a TARDIS with a handsome gay man and make out in the console room!

I scream, for i have seen the face of despair and agony, felt the same wrath I have output into the world. I cry, for there is nothing else to do.

There's pleeenty to do :3

tumblr isn’t considered a social media because everyone on here is just talking to themselves

yeah i agree

What does the backend of this website look like that it enabels time travel

World Heritage Post

The backend is very well made. It is NOT 100% the souls of the innocent being harvested

love how you can change the text colors on here yeah this word is green now

mizu i remember youre greens

HEHE

GREEN

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looks like green to me

Yellow

quirky fourth wall breaking character but theyre just fucking. wrong about the medium theyre in. they keep making references to cinematic techniques and directorial styles and the other fourth wall breaking character is like "dumbass we're in a fucking comic book" and they are in a video game.

Well currently they’re in a tumblr post but I see your point

we're actually in a youtube video if this turns out to be funny enough

We're actually on pinterest but sure I see the vision

Or we can be on a subreddit if it's stupid enough, but sure I see the vision

We succeeded, it's on YouTube

I just napped in bed with a ray of sunlight cast upon me. Man, this is cats shit. I get it cats. That's rpretty good.

The question "Is pukicho a feline creature" remains unanswered

great. remember if anyone comes by they're only allowed to ask either of you one question

Understood

Just had an evil thought. I am morally compromised. Even though I disagreed with it, I still thought it. I cannot be trusted.

Cannot be trusted indeed

I’m literally in my beast form going to bed

Stop calling the crumbs shit. None of you realize how hard it is to photoshop crumbs falling mid-air via a birds-eye perspective. They don't just have 'mid-air granola crumbs' on google, no one has ever thought of photographing that before. I had to color a bunch of boulders brown. I had to find images of various boulders and color them brown, whnich yeah, when I say it out loud, does make it sound like a funny euphemism for shit, but it's really more of a light brown color and it took a lot of time and effort, so stop.

i thought they were bees.

oh my fucking god. oh my god. it can't possibly look like that to you

I totally didn't think it was a normal wolf sitting on a cat bed

Just saw a fish get his head torn asunder by a massive cleaver. Hope he’s okay.

He's okay