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the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

Can i get an inteligent man bitch to show me how to make xbox gifs

HES BACK

the secret cheat code for women is realizing you dont have to date men

this doesnt just go for lesbians it goes for bi women and straight women too. i cant even count how many times straight women have told me “i wish i was a lesbian so i didnt have to date men” but guess what … u Dont have to date men 

to be clear this also isnt necessarily saying ‘go date women instead!!’ its just saying…. u dont have to date men. u dont have to be dating women in order to not date men! in fact if ur not attracted to women at all please dont date women just as a substitute for men. but if dating men isnt making u happy… u dont have to do that. u dont have to make a space in ur life for men

Every reblog = less mental health awareness for men and more actual autonomy and love for women

can’t wait for the day we all wake up to the Big Beautiful News™

well. see you all nxt yr ig😔

Can’t wait to not sleep at all on September 11th

i know ur from the uk(?) but reading this as an american is really really funny

why 😭 it’s about twenty one pilots???? Their new album is out sep 12th????

you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.

Fading in and out of consciousness watching star trek and tubi only airing bipolar 1 medication commercials during it

Spock is kinda Gay

what about his penis my friend wants to know

Bruh we smoking Crab Apples

Bruh we smoking Crap Apples