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Whenever people see an intelligent animal with a witch, there is a common assumption that it is the witches familiar. And while true, many of them are simply magical animal helpers…
Others are actually young witch babies.
Since witches have no womb and are a byproduct of wild magic, whenever a witch wishes for a child they might one day find a young animal lingering around the house, much like receiving a familiar. An easy way to tell the difference between a youngling and a familiar, however, is that once bonded a familiar will soon begin speaking thereafter. Younglings will not develop speech until much later in their development.
The 2 year mark is when familiar and youngling dimorphism begins. While familiars will simply grow into an adult animal, younglings will enter into a “troll” stage, in which they will develop traits that separate them from ordinary creatures but do not yet resemble a human. It is towards the end of this stage that they will begin saying words, and simple sentences. Minor jinx magic is to be expected.
The “troll” stage will last for ~5 years, and the next stage can happen anytime within the next 3-6 following years. They will encounter a sudden “growth spurt,” where they will suddenly come into distinctly human shapes, while still retaining vestigial traits from their troll years. This transformation can happen overnight, or take over a year to complete. They can begin practicing simple spell magic at this point.
Finally, usually around the 18 year mark, they will fully shed any last vestigial traits, and appear as any other mature witch.
While some claim that the animal a youngling starts off as influences how they look as an adult, that’s largely been debunked. Witch children actually tend to generally resemble their parent(s).
Because names are of great importance to witches, some traditional households will follow the custom of waiting for the youngling to arrive at speaking age to let them choose their own name. Until then, often they refer to the child as their animal: Kitty, Crow, Frog etc.
If a witch parent posts a pic of their troll kid and anyone comments “cursed,” that’s an INSTA-BLOCK.
Can it be ANY animal, bc magic, or are the animal forms region-specific? Like a South American witch starting as a jaguar cub, or a Canadian witch starting as a muskox calf?
Since any animal can be a familiar, witches can begin looking like any animal also!! skies the limit :)
And finally, here are all the famous couples ✨
Holmes & Watson, Poirot & Hastings, Jeeves & Bertie, Raffles & Bunny
ah, so many well-spent hours listening to these wonderful books
i love the part of making art where you feel like you need to go missing
[oc] redraw of an old vampire oc from 2021 🦇🩸
i draw her once every two years 🦇🩸
btw i did end up getting the same tattoo as her. you should never design cool tattoos for your ocs bc there is a high chance you'll end up getting them yourself...

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Today's vent:
Absolute perfection.
you're genuinely trying to fucking tell me that crowley, who repeatedly begged aziraphale over and over and over to run away with him so they could be safe, and each time when aziraphale turned him down just chose to stay and die on earth instead (because there's no point to anything if aziraphale is gone), crowley who completely broke down when aziraphale was discorporated even though it was only his physical body, crowley who spent thousands of years showing up to save aziraphale in the strange little 5d chess of damsel and knight they'd been playing, would be alright with damning aziraphale to nonexistence. himself is one thing but you're fucking telling me that when offered a choice between the continuation of an imperfect world, or killing every single person in the universe, including aziraphale, he'd choose the latter? are you actually fucking serious?
Yup. That’s. That’s it. That is literally the entire issue 🤡
Is this a ship yet?
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… I think another thing that really hampers and harms the impact the GO3 ending tries to have is GO 2-3’s bad tendency to try and insert whatever paraphrased Book Omens quote had to be cut from GO1 into its dialogue… it’s kinda hard to see Crowley’s speech as this big meaningful climactic and uniquely insightful thing that totally justifies his and Aziraphale's sacrifice and sways God to change the rules of the game for the hell of it when he’s just repeating lines from the beginning of the original novel…
And mostly lines which are Crowley's inner monologue thinking about how little influence Heaven and Hell actually have on Humanity and how they already have free will!
And don’t get me started on how much it emphasizes the irony in having these four supernatural beings determine the fate of the universe and humanity with no feedback from Actual Humans and the irony in the story trying to pretend it has always been about humanity instead of underplaying this aspect of the novel in favor of the Ineffable Husbands Melodrama when Crowley starts using lines cut and stolen from Book!Adam.

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Jesus' early observation of, "Where are my scars? I had good carpenter's hands," and the followup about how it's okay because he has a new, fresh body really does seem to go directly against the decision to drive the whole plot right in that direction in the last 20 minutes.
I kind of rode right past that line on the initial watch because I didn't know where everything was headed, but on the rewatch it's like... yeah, he's distressed about having a fresh body, it's not the same, and the scene doesn't read as though we're meant to think it's "better." Bro (religious) is experiencing body horror.
And what if I never needed their souls to be 'intertwined by fate'? What if all that I needed is for them to love each other because they have known and understood and shaped each other for so long? And what if I never cared about them ‘finding each other in every universe?’ What if all that I wanted is for them, in this universe where the odds were so stacked against them, to choose each other?
I have sacrificed EVERYTHING for tumblr. My wife has left me. My children do not recognize my face. I have faced demonic attack, public execution, and erotic ego death, which is like normal ego death but you develop kinks that make Society despise you, like a psychosexual fixation on Kermit the Frog. "I like your shoelaces." THANKS, THEY TETHER ME TO THE GROUND I STAND ON! I AM UNABLE TO LEAVE! I WILL DIE HERE! I WILL DIE IN THIS HOUSE!
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The Zebros: Not Two Zebras?
This has already been covered by others but I still wanna share it 'cause I just learned about it.
Gene Zebraxton (left) and Gene Zebrowski (right) appear to be two zebras that are partners and close friends.
But look closer and you might notice that Zebrowski looks a little different than his partner: his stripes are less numerous and less defined, his mane is longer and wavier, his muzzle is a different shape, and there are hints of brown around his muzzle, eyes, and wrists.
What's the significance of this? Well, Zebrowski might not be a zebra at all, but a horse disguised as one!
His body might be covered in some sort of fur paint or makeup explaining the chestnut brown of his normal fur peeking through around his muzzle, eyes, and hooves.
His stripes could be painted on, explaining how unnatural they look.
His mane might be dyed to have the same striped look as Zebraxton's but there's not really much that could be done about stiffness or texture without sacrificing the style.
He might wear long sleeves so he doesn't have to disguise his arms.
Taking a look at concept art from the The Art of Zootopia 2, originally Gene and Gene were likely meant to both be zebras, based on the matching muzzle shapes and the tails:
But then somewhere along the way this 'not a zebra' idea came up, because look at Zebrowski's tail. That's a horse tail. No zebras have that tail.
However something interesting is that in the film, Zebrowski does have what looks to be a normal zebra tail. This could of course be some sort of wrap or something but it's still a curious detail.
Also at first I assumed he was just a different species of zebra — mountain zebra have a browner part around the muzzle for example — but none really line up too well with his features.
Now, if he actually is a horse trying to look like a zebra then why would he do this?
It could be a disguise (removing his zebra look would make him much less recognizable while undercover), it could be so he can match his partner ('cause what are the Zebros if one isn't a zebra?), or maybe Zebrowski is just not happy being a horse and prefers to identify as a zebra, and this is just a personal choice unrelated to his job.
In any case, none of this has been officially confirmed or denied from what I can find, so until then I'm just going to headcanon that Gene Zebrowski is a horse in disguise.
If there's any evidence supporting or refuting this theory please let me know! I may have missed something blatant.
i wonder what they're gossiping about
had to draw them