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i rarely ever say shit with this sort of attitude but some of you mfsβ¦
stop telling everyone who is rightfully upset about the misrepresentation in sumeru to just not play the game or not expect so much out of a game like genshin. if a multimillion dollar company such as hoyoverse aims to reach players globally and create nations that take direct inspiration from REAL CULTURES AND PLACES, then theyβre supposed to do it the right fucking way. players from the cultures and places that are supposed to be showcased should NOT have to lower their expectations and simply accept that the type of orientalism and misrepresentation hoyoverse puts forth with their takes on sumeru are just how things will be. itβs a deep-rooted issue that isnβt only present in games like genshin, it is everywhere. they deserve to expect more. they deserve to SEE more.
use your heads, please.
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i love new people getting into well established fandoms for media that is complete. i love you first time spn watchers. i love you first time buffy watchers. i love you first time x files watchers. i love you first time star trek watchers. i love you first time watchers.
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In 1990, the high school dropout rate for Dolly Partonβs hometown of Sevierville Tennessee was at 34% (Research shows that most kids make up their minds in fifth/sixth grade not to graduate). That year, all fifth and sixth graders from Sevierville were invited by Parton to attend an assembly at Dollywood. They were asked to pick a buddy, and if both students completed high school, Dolly Parton would personally hand them each a $500 check on their graduation day. As a result, the dropout rate for those classes fell to 6%, and has generally retained that average to this day.
Shortly after the success of The Buddy Program, Parton learned in dealing with teachers from the school district that problems in education often begin during first grade when kids are at different developmental levels. That year The Dollywood Foundation paid the salaries for additional teachers assistants in every first grade class for the next 2 years, under the agreement that if the program worked, the school system would effectively adopt and fund the program after the trial period.
During the same period, Parton founded the Imagination Library in 1995: The idea being that children from her rural hometown and low-income families often start school at a disadvantage and as a result, will be unfairly compared to their peers for the rest of their lives, effectively encouraging them not to pursue higher education. The objective of the Imagination library was that every child in Sevier County would receive one book, every month, mailed and addressed to the child, from the day they were born until the day they started kindergarten, 100% free of charge. What began as a hometown initiative now serves children in all 50 states, Australia, Canada, and the United Kingdom, mailing thousands of free books to children around the world monthly.
On March 1, 2018 Parton donated her 100 millionth book at the Library of Congress: a copy of βCoat of Many Colorsβ dedicated to her father, who never learned to read or write.
The tag that says that Dolly Parton is the backbone of American Society is correct. Sheβs probably done more than Congress at this point.
love the phrase 'methinks'. me does think. thinketh me do.
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Tumblr users who didn't leave after the big NSFW ban seeing people come back after Elon Musk buys Twitter
Tumblr Blaze is very good because tumblr correctly deduced that if they ran a real advertising service using targeted demographics weβd have burnt this site to the ground, but ALSO correctly deduced that we would be overjoyed to collectively pay large amounts of money to spread shitposts onto completely random dashes in a delighted flurry of slightly malicious mischief. You really do gotta hand it to em on this one, A+ problem solving.

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i think absolutely the funniest thing about like, the adfree tumblr subscription coming with the option to turn ads back on anyway so you can see the weird ad everyone is talking about, or the new promoted post feature and everyone immediately thinking about what kind of stupid shit to put on other peopleβs dashboards. is that for years execs have been struggling for a way to make tumblr profitable when its userbase is so actively hostile to being advertised to and thus extremely unattractive to the big advertisers that keep the majority of other sites afloat, and have been passing tumblr around from company to company like a hot potato as a result. and now the solution is to like. only allow the stupidest most insane ineffective advertisements and then give users the tools to make even more insane and ineffective advertisements. i just really like that this site is so impossible to advertise to that they just kinda gave up on doing it the conventional way and are now letting us prop up the empty defaced husk of advertisement and parade it around for our amusement. i also really like that this is a perfectly double edged sword because the more people see your post the more attention you get and everyone knows attention is a punishment on tumblr dot com. i love it here iβm never gonna leave
okay but if i spam reblog to your posts i'm not a stalker ok i just want those in my lil home too
"sPam reBloGginG wILL gEt YoU bLocKeD" no. spam reblogging will get you a kiss on the mouth.
you whores better be drinking water, eating three meals a day, taking your meds if you need to and taking care of yourself. you can't be a sexy slut if you're dehydrated, hungry and sad.
If you have DNI lists that are a mile long, I find it hard to respect your actions. Time and time again I've seen it used to exclude minorities. I'm not talking about things like SA and whatnot. But the whole if you have an ED (I'm not talking about pro ana, that's a whole other mess) or you're trans or you have some sort of weird kink or you're an adult that accidentally re blogs a minors post. I've seen DNIs about liking Steven Universe and Harry Potter. Like you're gonna exclude everyone that happens to enjoy wildly popular media??? One day we're gonna have to look outside of our tumblr bubble. Listening to other people's opinions helps you grow as a person. I'm just tired of everything being an exclusionary game on this site
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The fact that theyβre still tight about this after all these years is so funny to me like they must think about it every single day
Man it wasn't even the copypasta. I saw folks eviscerating the guy for daring to write YA stuff. Teen love for teens. And how that made him a pedophile. Like that's what's being talked about here. Not the cock monologue. It was the endless hate and vitriol like I remember distinctly my dash being flooded with "he's a grown man who writes stuff for kids. That's super sus of him" and him literally being called a pedophile and other such smears. Like the cock nonsense was the absolute least of what happened. Don't be a derisive dick. If you're referencing that then obviously you were around to see all the toxic bullshit too and you should know all of this
But oh noooo! It was obviously the goofy taste of balls post that did it! Because tumblr is good and always correct /s
It is particularly cruel to me that John Green was harassed essentially off of the internet in the way that he was because the poor man has OCD and is very open about it.
The way he was treated is horrible and disgusting for anyone at all, but John Green has for years and years (along with his brother Hank) tried to make the world a measurably better place while living with a horrific mental illness. A mental illness that makes something like being called a pedophile over and over again horrific in ways that unless you have OCD, or are very very close to someone who does, you will never understand because OCD targets whatever you value and makes your world a living hell over it.
And you know what? He still writes his novels, and he is still out here doing absolutely everything he can to make the world a measurably better place. The cock monologue was just the straw that broke the camel's back.
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Also if anyone did this to my brother I would never ever forgive anyone involved. Never. The fact that they are still engaging with the internet in the way they do, with vulnerability and kindness is remarkable.
The notes on this post are shit so just to be clear: if youβre following me and you think itβs funny to harass someone, or that it doesnβt count if the victim is above a certain age or if the harassment happens online, or that itβs worse to speak out against harassment than to harass someone, unfollow me because I donβt fucking want you to interact with me
On the positive side, hereβs two replies that are actually decent:
The fact that some of you haven't evolved enough to stop hating John Green is .... amazing. Yikes.