A Well Of Confusion

"No, I can't be starting my period... I must have eaten something. It can't have been a month already." <- Guy who's starting his period

"Oh shit... my stomach feels weird, my nose has been extra sensitive, my skin is acting different... must be that time of the month" <- Werewolf who pays attention to this kind of shit

My Very Punctual Wife Gets My Night Worm can also be used to remember the order of the planets in the solar system!

Mercury Venus Pearth Wars Goopiter Maturn Nuranus Weptune

She maturn on my pearth til I goopiter

I love how everyone treats adhd as a moral failing even people who otherwise have reasonable stances

"you people can't do anything" Yeah disabilities limit your ability to do things you dumb fuck

Ship dynamics are always like Sunshine and Sunshine protector~ Cinnamon roll and their grumpy one 🤗 Well what about 2 cunts. They're both cunts and that's the dynamic. cunt4cunt.

affirmations they will not kill me at work today. it is not in my job description to get killed. if they did kill me at work that would be weird and probably not worth it for them

Really insane how Enjoltaire is an inmortal ship. People will keep adapting Les Misérables as long as its relevant, and actors will keep portraying the undying love between the cynic and his angel. For centuries to come.

Happy Pride Month to Enjoltaire, the ship of all time

WARNING do NOT start reading books and comics or watching movies or looking at art!!! you will start wanting to create art yourself. or god forbid. writing.

and neither of them are actually hiring