um, hello

you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life

There is something sooo deeply American going on with Seattle Children’s Hospital that I think would brick the minds of everyone outside of the United States.

The CHILDRENS hospital has to restrict helipad landings because of noise complaints from the wealthy home owners living next to it. Only the most urgent patients can land directly at the hospital. While the other kids have to land a mile away and are taken to the hospital via ambulance. Which is an unnecessary risk to the child’s life and also makes the families pay for the helicopter AND ambulance.

in space no one can hear you moan like a girl

Ground control here, we can hear you just fine

"He has a 12 inch cock" well my pussy ain't a fucking magicians hat bitch where is all that supposed to go

nothing makes me go "ooooh we are NOT the same" quite like reading some post about how people talk with their parents about their interests. what do you mean you told your father about stevebucky. what do you mean he asked further questions

"i sent this article to my relative" "mom & i were discussing dialectical materialism" you navigate the world with such a different set of parameters than i

science has always been political. what gets studied. what doesnt. who gets to do the studying. on and on and on.