I know requests are closed, but what is your opinion on....
For the obey me cast? Like, who will have the longest hairy balls to the least/not at all.
This is an odd question yet I trust your judgment.
Hear me out, as much as you want hairy balls, you can't get them in Japanese game, but you can use power of β¨ imagination β¨ Let's see let's see
Lucifer: Mr. Pride would of course care about how his private area looks like. If you would ever even touch ONE hair on him, that would hurt his pride. I think he would be one with the least hair, not wanting them to be seen.
Mammon: hear me out now, he may be not the biggest "hairy balls owner" but you could clearly see that there IS something on his balls. And he can't be bothered by it so much. Yet I think they would be small and visible only because of their light color and his darker skin.
Leviathan: I WOULD say that he WOULD have them, but in my eyes Levi would be the one with the least hair. Especially on his balls... His skin is light, probably thin because of being water demon. I think his hair would also he on thinner side naturally, so balls would look almost clean.
Satan: on the other hand, I think would have the most normal balls from all. You could see some of them, but he would like to be clean. Yet he won't be s mo bothered by them (unlike Lucifer) There is some, but it's not the BUSH
Asmo: ooh, I think asmo would have the prettiest balls. Ahem... I don't think Asmo would like his balls to grow hair that would not look good, or would make him look unclean. That's why he takes care of every small hair that would ever grow, because he wants to be neat.
Beel: I'm sorry but from everything I ever saw and heard, would be the one with the biggest hair on balls. Just by his completion and how his hair looks. + He's more masculine than others, what would make him grow more hair. Of course he takes care of his body, but I don't think he would care about some hair that's not bothering anyone.
Belphie: as much as I would love to say that he would be neat, I think he would have normal amount, just like Satan, but they would be more visible. - he can't be bothered to do anything about them too. Why would he try to shave his own balls?
Diavolo - I KNOW YOU'RE WAITING FOR HIM. The same case as with Beel. Less visible, but still here. He's a man, so you can't tell him to even worry about them. He takes care of his body and he wants to be clean, but I don't think he would care so much about hair on balls. (Unless you tell him you don't like them)
Bonus for @ninalphashyyy - Dia's dad would be the same case too. But he wouldn't care even if someone told him about it. THESE ARE KING'S BALLS AND YOU DON'T HAVE RIGHT TO JUDGE HIS HAIR.
Barbatos: pretty normal, almost too clean. Simeon: casual ball fluff which you won't be able to get rid off, it's not bothering anyone. You can't even feel it properly. He is like he's always fresh and clean.
Solomon: hmm... Let's say he got normal human balls. That means that he would have some hair, but normal amount without even being visible. (He just got white hair everywhere after all these years)
The least hairy: Levi, Asmo, Simeon, Barbatos
Normal(with various possibilities aka shaving and things): Lucifer, Mammon, Solomon, Satan, Belphie
Hairy balls: Beel, Dia + his father
