graceless heart

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

‘how would other people describe you’ why would i know this

“can’t believe women fought to work!! i don’t wanna work!!” women have Been Working they fought to get Paid you know that right ?

Imagine all the things I could do if I just did them.

one of my favorite hobbies is not being a parent

ugh. forget everything i’ve ever said. unless you thought it was smart or funny in which case remember it forever

Despite it all I was born in the right generation. I love having more than 2 outfits to wear & not being pregnant.

Watching any movie before 2000 reminds you that people in movies used to be hot but like in a normal way