dear tinder, thx

Dear John,

sry ur a bird, hope u find luv

Dear Vince,

hopefully u can remember wut you ate though, cuz it looks like u have indigestion. 

Dear Jeff,

Dear Cash,

i’m glad then when I opned my tinder again, it wuz u, Cuz now I know you have money an can fight dinosaurs. 

dear tim,

dear dudu's dog,

dear david,

im srry that texas pissed u off that much.

dear andrew,

dear chris,

dear jada,

dear renee,

dear tara,

dear danny,

dear umut,

b4 we hang . can u pls take a shower? sand really is heard 2clean up. 

dear Aslan,

i did not know u were on tinder. or that ur real name was Erick. either way, aren't u not allowed 2date? 

dear tony,

why ru making that cute monkey take a pic? he seems pretty camera shy.

dear kasper,

omg! u ARE a friendly ghost.