Hi, it's Ellie

After a while of talking about how Anya acts the trainer says there’s nothing to worry about, Anya likes Shane just fine, it’s just that she sees him as the boss and is acting accordingly

And Ilya is like. But. I’m the one who adopted her? And raised her before Shane got here?? And the trainer is just like yeah well she sees you more like an equal. And Ilya is like WAIT she thinks Shane is in charge of both of us?? And the trainer is just like well do you interact in a way that would make her think that?

Ilya’s life flashes before his eyes as he thinks of all the times Shane has come over with a snack for Ilya and a treat for Anya, or all the times Shane has announced they’re all going for an after dinner walk, or pets Ilya’s hair and tells him he did a good job at practice, or the fact that he uses the same warning tone with Anya when she misbehaves as he does with Ilya when he’s causing problems on purpose

Ilya is just eyes closed kissing and nuzzling at the side of Shane’s face, down his neck and he’s all like go where and Shane is like Ilya, and tugs at the back of his neck a little bit then Ilya’s using his fingers on Shane’s chin to bring his mouth back to kiss and kisses him so soundly that Shane goes a little fuzzy bit after a few long seconds he pulls back and theirs literal spit between their mouths and Ilya leans after him whining and pecking at Shane’s mouth and Shane is laughing like Ilya your uber is definitely there you need to goo and Ilya is just kissing at Shane’s chin mumbling I’m sure the guys will be in Ottawa another time and his hands are all over Shane’s ass and Shane and he’s sucking Shane’s earlobe into his mouth and Shane tugs his hair and is like Ilya. You need to go. And Ilya shakes his head and is like no I will tell them ball and chain needs me. No fun for me. Must stay home with the wife. That makes Shane smack Ilya’s side because he knows Shane likes that and that gets Ilya back at Shane’s mouth more kisses but then realises he’s been duped and he pulls back like no. Okay- Ilya you need to go we can fool around when you get home and Ilya is breathing against his mouth and is like okay just one more and his voice is all low and his sex voice and Shane is like Jesus Christ.

So he literally puts his hand over Ilya’s mouth and pulls back and Ilya blinks his eyes open like a sad puppy and Shane is like Ilya you are leaving right now to go see your friends who came here to see you and Ilya sighs like he’s been shot in the chest because surely no one suffers like he suffers, pretty Shane Hollander in sweatpants and one of Ilya jumpers and his stupid white socks telling Ilya he has to leave him and not be attached to his mouth for the next like four hours minimum. Shane gets a little frown on his face and is like Ilya. In a bitchy little tone and Ilya loves him so fucking badly. Ilya nods and kisses Shane’s palm before he pulls his hand away and is like fine. And then Shane has a pretty little happy smile and says “I love you” and gives Ilya’s one more peck before he pushes him out the door and Ilya has to press his head to the closed room and take like 10 deep breaths of the cold air to try and get rid of his hard on and collect himself.