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the joy of working with middle school aged children is that, regardless of how long you've been doing it, they will always find novel ways to annoy and confuse you, which is okay because that's the natural state of the middle school aged child. anyway suffice it to say that for the past three weeks of school my 6th grade class has been greeting me at my door by lining up outside of it, playing the national anthem, and saluting me as i walk in.

momentarily had the thought “shout out to my platonic harem” and then remembered that’s called friends

They're doing nothing to me #controlgroup

evil therapist: to ground yourself, look around, name 5 things you can kill, and 4 things you can at least maim

worst fear is that i write something from the heart and it gets mocked as #tumblrprose . second worst fear is big big big big ant colony conspiring to kill me to death