webnotes of a whimsy

what doesn't kill you makes you overshare on the internet

im a simple man i like when things are shaped like other things. stool shaped like a mushroom. pillows shaped like fruit. salt and pepper shaker shaped like two friends hugging. in my ideal world i will have a house stocked entirely with novelty objects shaped like other objects and it will be beautiful.

washing dishes is evil because you go "oh fuck there's so many dishes this is gonna take foreverrr" and then you enter the dish abyss and emerge with your abdomen somehow covered in water and your hands all wrinky and then you look at the clock and what felt like half an hour was actually 10 minutes

it probably feels good as hell to sexually climax from genital stimulation

having a hometown is such a fucked up concept. i grew up here so i do not want to stay here anymore. i miss it when i am away but once i am back i realise why i wanted to go away as far as possible from it. i am familiar with every corner of this place i did not realise when it slowly changed into something unrecognisable. i would probably like to be buried here but i'd rather die than live here

I want to pursue every single career just to see what’s up

one moment ☝️ *pauses the blowjob to start violently coughing up blood*

hopefully i'll get to do something other than endure soon. that would be really nice

you don’t need to reinvent yourself this summer; you simply need to return to the things that make you feel most like you