is it too late for an introduction?
iโve been putting this off for far too long at this point- the wholeโฆ introductory..? it just feels like iโm at an AA meeting.
โHi, iโm Andrew, and iโm an ex murdererโ.
โhi andrew!โ you all say unilaterally- speaking from the collective mouth hanging off the side of the mangled mess of carrion that your choir of consciousnesses used to possess. (wow, talk about a run-on sentence.)
hi, iโm andrew, not andyโ andrew. can i just describe myself as a real person living a real life instead of making this feel like a wikipedia biography? jesus christ
i am a fictive..
this isnโt any of that roleplay shit. and DEFINITELY not one of those fantasy profiles going into EXCRUCIATINGLY disgusting detail about the unsavory things i โwantโ to do with my sister. thereโs no room for that here.
speaking of the devilโฆ my ashley has her very own tumblr! thatโs where youโd want to go to fulfill your fantasies that go into excruciatingly disgusting detail. just kidding of course. i hope.
enough of that, hereโs what youโve all been waiting for! some uninteresting and rather snooze worthy facts about the man behind the curtain.
iโm a hater number one
number two iโm a hater
i love the magnus archives (DONT talk to me about it i am NOT caught up)
i donโt listen to music, but when i do, iโm most likely leaning in the direction of alex g and radiohead. (yawn. what else did you expect.)
i love literature- reading, writing, gawking at- the works. (again. what else did you expect.)
thatโs all there is to my character. iโm a living, breathing punching bag with the qualities and characteristics of one. but hey, reader- if thereโs anything you can walk away with after meeting me today, itโs the knowledge that youโve become acquainted with your very first sentient sack of .. grain, or fabric, or whatever the hell they put inside those things. youโre welcome.
asks? yes sir!
i love to talk, did you know this? so my asks are open to all those curious enough to dig at my wounds.
what else havenโt i covered? oh, iโm bodily 22 (no change there) and my blog is strictly 18+ (as you can see in my blogs description.)
i myself am open to questions, concerns, death threats.. so whatever floats your boat, whatever pleases the dancing monkey clapping its cymbals around in your brain- burden my threshold, or whatever.
until then, youโll hear from me sparingly.
Goodbye.











