tiptoe higher

wow like i don’t fucking care if people don’t text me back when we’re just having a normal conversation, but if we’re supposed to be hanging out soon and i ask you details about it and you don’t fucking text me back we have a problem 

cool girls are everywhere but its such a challenge to find one guy thats like mildly interesting to talk to……. it’s like they all have the personality of an actual adidas sandal

look I totally love girls and stuff but being friends with girls who aren’t feminists is so fucking exhausting like Idgaf that Suzy sucked dick for a McChicken last night Debra mind yo damn business

freedom of speech doesn’t protect you from the social repercussion of your words, remember that next time you try using that as a justification to spew hate.

in addition to this, if your justification for what youre saying is “freedom of speech” then that means your argument is so shitty that its only merit is that its not illegal to say it

"why are you awake at three in the morning" asks the person who is also awake at three in the morning

me at my high school reunion

are boys worth it? the answer is no