what was jeb thinkin. dey ain’t letting another bush in that white house. not even a blade of grass, or a leaf.

It’s about 6:50 am and I can’t sleep because I had a dream that there was a new meme where people would just post pictures of characters balancing things on the back of their hand (like a piece of chalk or something) and just caption it “i’m strongman”

Go to bed

yOU GUYS

Nah this is a nightmare

I’ll insult moms everywhere. Fight me Pam.

Fuck you, Barbara 

You want to do this now, Helen?

Oh it is on Brenda

Eight o clock after the PTA meeting, Joan

Uhm, my kids will be going to bed at 8, Sandy, because unlike SOME mothers I put my children to bed at a responsible time!

Don’t you bring my kids into this, Janet

You’re right Sandy, we shouldn’t bring your C- average kids into this. We should, however, bring your 2013 Honda Odyssey that reeks of failure and cigarettes from your midnight affairs with the mail man.

At least I have a man touching me, unlike SOMEONE I know. When was the last time Frank so much as looked at you, Jackie?

C-Carol, you’ve gone t-t-too far!

NONE OF YOU ARE INVITED TO THE CASSEROLE POTLUCK! That includes you, Cynthia…

God this is magical