i like fish and squid and birds and bugs

sims 4 patch notes will be like “fixed an issue where harvesting carrots caused toddlers to explode” then you load the game and all your sims are bald

I had a cool dream where I was hooting at an owl so I could get it to hoot back at me and my hoots attracted a wolf

just ate a dry pretzel (german) and i can still feel the echoes of it going down. either that or im having a heart attack!

*whinny* neiigh... *stomp stomp*

im getting really fucking sick of all this “it gets better!” bullshit. im going to have depression for the rest of my life. it’s not going to “””get better””” fuck you

i have really great news guys, despite it all

i think there are a lot of people who have a complete fundamental misunderstanding of master chief as a character entirely because of how halo became associated with toxic gamerbro misogynist chuds and i do not fault them for this at all because said toxic gamerbros will often pull him out of context to show only the parts they think are Cool but it does not stop me from wanting to start biting ankles whenever i see someone characterizing him as a purposefully standoffish chest-beating oo-rah soldier type