should’ve known it was a matter of time

Grandmas were so right about puzzles and knitting and crocheting and solitaire and reading slow and slippers and baking and watching deer in the backyard send post

You all are the coolest people I vaguely know

you can't even say "get a job" to people anymore because the market is so bad they'll be like ive applied to 400 jobs over the past 6 months

is that *goes to IMDB page* I KNEW IT

I love people who post their thoughts every couple of minutes right as they’re happening. Like yes omg you’re leaving to take a shower two hours ago presses heart button

The purpose of life is to get really into stories that drive you so crazy you sometimes feel the need to throw up from how much you love them

I do not want the ai overview. I want to read six wikipedia pages as god intended.

Sources: Gut, My. Something is Terribly Wrong, vol 136, 2025.

i logged in tonight on tumblr because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with your mutuals, you want the rest of the life to start as soon as possible

i bring a "technically i could do this tomorrow" energy to things that tomorrow me really resents