Nowhere Man

This is fantastic.

He snip

you know what really gets my goat?

el chupacabra

sir that is my emotional support snarky tragic male character with parental issues

Rival sorcerers

Comedy fucking gold I’m sorry

Somebody tell Hollywood I've found proof that a plot twist can be predictable and yet still amazing.

obsessed with those stone stairs and archways in the middle of the woods that remain standing after the rest of the building has fallen to ruin

And the ultimate response “come back with a warrant ”

Jesus

I bet those two are couple now..

I’m gay

me too

This is such a great story

The best damn thing about Quidditch is there’s no gender separation like wizards don’t give a fuck if youre boy or girl as long as you chuck that damn quaffle through the goal.

nonbinary quidditch players- “are you a boy or a girl?” “i’m a seeker” “yeah but what’s between your legs?” “a broom, usually”

truly amazing!

small eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee in the night.

ooooooooooooooooooooh!!