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me: i’m gay straight person: gay is a slur :\  i think you mean homosexual american

you may be wondering, but why did you block out his url? you always get discourse, but this is the first time you’ve blocked out a url, why? well son let me explain. firstly, im not your real dad. secondly, this guy has a literal urine kink. his blog is actual peeing porn. urine. a real live grown man person. i am cryign as i type this

THIS SPEAKS TO ME ON A MOLECULAR LEVEL RIGHT NOW.

You are witnessing a broken human being

This is actually me like constantly now

The older I get the more I identify with this when I come across it

I just got a new humidifier and I am fuckin’ pumped

dont talk to me or my son ever again

I actually have never been more proud of anything in my life and WILL reblog this every day until I die.

Fris-bear

talented bear

I have never shipped something as hard as I ship this actual real life persons on the tumblrs. Please someone write this OTP right McFuckin now. I will shower you in attention, candy and non-sexual affection for years to come if you do so. Thank you. @thebootydiaries @setheverman

now i have to delete my blog for good

me, after socializing: i think that went well brain: really hoe…lmao okay where do we start

these are getting more and more specific