Typical reblogger

i wish everything was quieter and softer and less often

Do any of you wanna see a picture I took of some extremely powerful items

my hot topic cashier had big buttons that said “ask me about my fursona” and “submissive” on his lanyard but no name tag because thats just too personal i guess

The one time I check the url to see if it’s one-time-i-dreamt and it’s not

Fuck whoever made this lmfao

not sure why people don’t automatically say “shapeshifting” when asked what they want their superpower to be. you could become anyone you want. even fictional characters. anyone. cosplay would always be spot-on. dysphoria wouldn’t exist. perfection

rob a bank and disguise yourself as a stray pen lying on a shelf when the cops come

there are two kinds of people

Oh god… this took me way longer to get than it should have, but this punchline is PERFECT.

I will never not reblog this 😂