sylvia luculla

starting a pop punk band where every songis a thinly veiled translation of a catullus poem um

can i join your band i was made for this

if your website has an AI "assistant" that keeps popping up in the corner of my screen i hate you forever

"speak with nero" i'd really rather not i think!

i make a lot of stupid posts but sometimes i get post blog clarity n remember that some of my mutuals r legitimate scholars and professors. and we are talking about getting catullus pregant on the internet

i constantly feel this way on @deadhellenist ❤️

Hey you wanna come over and dip bread into olive oil and balsamic vinegar and such?

Julius Caesar has been dead for 2,069 slutty, slutty years

me, last week: my favorite holiday is coming up :3c mom: ? easter? st patrick's day? me: no no, it's not a holiday as in 'you get time off work' me: me: unless you and your coworkers all do something really funny

evil euripides out here like it IS rotten work. especially if it's you

you can't even go on a trip to the underworld without having to argue with a bunch of frogs anymore. because of croak

maube theyshouldve got octavian pregnant so he wouldve died in childbirth ,