nyves!!

You can lie when you name things

"we have to accept the fact that the r word is coming back" NO WE DONTTTT NO WE DONT

There's always a moment of intense cultural whiplash whenever I realize I'm talking to someone who thinks "legal" and "illegal" are meaningful categories and ascribes innate goodness to following the law. It's like meeting a space alien.

you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life

i cannot keep doing 6-8 episodes shows anymore guys. she's gone as soon i get to know her

Robinavitch and Santos being worried about Whitaker’s “farmer’s widow” situation is so funny to me because Dennis is giving such aggressively repressed queer farmer twink energy that I genuinely cannot believe they haven’t clocked him yet

“i never see you at the club” ok well i never see you on ao3 at 2am reading about the same two bitches falling in love for the 1000th time in the 500th way

when youre going to criticize someone for being annoying/privileged/entitled then whatever you do dont forget to sandwich in a dig at them being nonbinary it might be your only chance to make fun of trans people in a way that wont make your followers mad

"when I move to an apartment in seattle and my nonbinary roommate tells me im toxic for not washing their dishes" what about cisgender jared who doesnt wash his dishes. is it not as funny when its cisgender jared

starting to think some of yall arent serious bout finding beauty in the grotesque

they cant even find beauty in fat ppl

"oh so deporting immigrants and bombing the middle east is bad when trump does it but you didnt speak out when obama was doing it!" I WAS 12 WHEN OBAMA WAS DOING IT. sorry for not being caught up on all of obamas war crimes in middle school i was too busy watching undertale videos and researching suicide methods