sleep deprivation and mild alcoholism

“Do I contradict myself? Very well, then I contradict myself, I am large, I contain multitudes.” -Walt Whitman

date a girl who is a home and an adventure all at once

Date a girl who doubles as a haunted house

Date a haunted house

the more the macklier

‘Live, Love, Laugh’ or as I like to call it, ‘Mickle, Mockle, Mackle’

this post is cancelled dont ever make me read that again

i guess it just doesn’t mickle your pickle :)

i said this post is cancelled stay awayf rom me 

Me on my death bed: what the fuck does her light is as loud as as many ambulances as it takes to save a savior mean

get u a girl who cant do either

my time to shine

Protip for men: if marriage is a horrifying concept for you and you think it is an evil trap, do not buy a ring and ask a woman to marry you