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me: *shoves my entire face into my cat’s body*

do u ever wonder abt urself from an external pov??? bc like. everyone is p complicated and contradictory on the inside, but other ppl get a very simplified version of who u r based on ur interactions w them or what they see u doin

Afrikaans is to the Germanic lgs. what Private is to the Penguins of Madagascar.

Okay, putting a flower crown on serial killers harms absolutely nobody. When was the last time someone was actually injured by a serial killer, the 50s? Sorry if you think this is a trend, but putting a circlet of flowers on top of a real human being that drove a 5 inch steel knife into an innocent persons beating heart can be qualified as self expression. Learn it. PS. I play reaper in overwatch and talk like solid snake when Im on the phone. I could hack the stock market if I needed to. Bye

A lot of the time people used to bring their laptops back to the shop complaining they were running slow or they’d turn off randomly and 9 times out of 10 you’d turn it on and see the limewire icon on the desktop and we’d just be all 

adhd friendships: a summary