oh baby!!

hetgem couple

Attempt to capture the beauty of my wife walking around the house

1 note - direct admission of suicidal ideation

Buncha deltarune art I did today <3

“You feel the bugle in his pants” - implies that this guy has a military horn in his pants, invites confusing questions like why does he have that and how big are his pockets

“Aww. They were checking on him!” I said, like a normal person. Internally, I thought “Maybe you could do the thing you do with dead pets, where you show them to the living pets so the living pet understands they’re gone. But I guess if you did that to a bunch of scavenging species, they’d be like “Well, that’s very sad but he IS food now.” So what you’d need, for human sensibilities, is some sort of transparent corpse barrier. Like a see-through coffin oh that’s what the dwarves were doing! You’ve stopped paying attention to this conversation about the loss of a beloved family member you gotta phase back in.”

The Johnny Appleseed they don’t want you to know about

uh huh. you sure about that?

being too warm at night: what if i kill everybody.