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before there were blorbos there were little meow meows and before there were little meow meows there were cinnamon rolls

I can’t overshare because that would be very humiliating but everyone else should overshare because I like to know everything

since humans are rapidly evolving to be taller, do you think they’re going to put basketball hoops up further to keep the game from getting boring?

let's all go out and buy pink refreshing citrusy fruity sexually arousing drinks

Everyone makes fun of the millennial overpriced burger restaurants but the worst part is that they got you hooked on some bullshit and promptly shut down because their polycule broke up or whatever. You’ll never get to eat the caramelized onion apple parmesan sex bomb burger again. And it was $23 and good.

The Cajun Herbes de Provence fries were like $17 but what’s worse is you’ll be craving them for the rest of your life.

did you know that apparently if you try to act normal the normalness doesn't come through but the acting does. and did you know apparently everyone can smell this on you like a bloodhound