Bang Bang

“If you don’t want to I’ll find someone else to do it. Just incase one of my deals go wrong, you never know how things work out. I could but it’s always a good idea to have a backup plan.”

“No no, its cool. I’d be more than happy to teach you. You’re right, you never know when it’ll come in handy.”

“I didn’t appreciate it. Keep that shit to yourself. You have no idea what I’m hiding right now.”

“I bet I could make you tell me.”

“Well I’m think I’m the guy who just kissed you, princess.”

“I’m going to mcfreakin’ l o s e it, are you out of your mind? Who the fuck do you think you are?”

“Call me princess one more fucking time, I dare you. You’re actually ridiculous.”

“Ooo someone’s getting feisty. So sexy. Rawr.”

“Some would definitely agree to that, but I don’t want to toot my own horn.”

“Good. Don’t. I was being sarcastic.” 

  “Just keep out of my way. I know we’re on some bullshit strike right now between our groups, but I can see that isn’t sticking well with some. You keep to your space, and I’ll keep to mine. Got it?”

“Right. You’re the one who approached me, remember? Now get the fuck outta my face. I knew I should have just ignored you.”

“Not really, that’s the smallest security a person could really have. Plus, I would have the information I need from it. Even if I did give them more than just that, I can get into just about anything.“

“Right. Well aren’t you just brilliant.”

“You know the vomit emoji? That’s me right now.”

“You know the winky face emoji? Wait no you deserve better than that, you get the heart eyes emoji, princess.”

  “Gee, thanks. You’re a real trooper. I’ve only got a couple of points to make then I’m out of your hair.”

“Okay..well are you going to start talking anytime soon? Or just continue to stand there?”

“Don’t be dirty, you know what I actually meant. I have no idea why you aren’t terrified right now.”

“Terrified? Of you? Hmm its more like externally turned on right now, princess”

‘ you know what’s crazy ?? people who don’t even put up firewall’s to protect their files. like, why would you risk somethin’ like that. they’re making it far too easy to get into their system, like, thanks for making my job easy, but a challenge is always fun. maybe i should put up a firewall for them once i’m finished, help them out with their security after getting the information i need. ’

“But..wouldn't that just defeat the purpose ti begin with?”

  “I was sent down here to parle with you about an up-coming tussle. If you’re done redecorating that wall, maybe we can talk.”

“Alright I’m feeling generous today. You’ve got one minute.”

       “You know, I’m not in the fucking mood for this.”

“And that matters to me..because?..”

“I’m sorry, are you saying because I’m attractive I can’t offend you? That’s odd. And what do you think compliments are going to get you? I’m honestly about to add you to my hit list.”

“Oh you’re so cute. You know you should really take my compliment. Yeah? I’d love that princess. I like it a little rough.”