awesome blog!

I’m ready to be transformed by the ibuprofen . I’m ready to be born again in its purifying light.

you really do meet some of the loveliest people talking about blood and sex on the internet

genuinely i don’t think it’s possible to easily explain the explicit part of online friendships to people who don’t Understand. i don’t mean like, explicit in the sense of “oh you’re sexting” or whatever. no. i mean when you and your friend start gleefully making up explicit sexual scenarios for your shared blorbos and you get giddier and giddier as you add more detail and you’ll be grinning at your screen as you type away at mach speeds. and it’s entirely nonsexual in an interpersonal sense, you’re not really getting Into it, but ohhhhh it’s soooooo fun and satisfying. and you can NEVER tell someone who doesn’t also do this that your mood is actively improved like fivefold because you and your friend played Sexual Tuoys together because they’ll go “what the FUCK.”

not the twitter migrants putting "reblog heavy" in their bios on here... like yeah. that's what we do here

i like it when romantic or sexual interests call me “kiddo”

haterism becomes too much sometimes. like do you people like anything

shipping a consensual, safe & sane pairing all the while i'm shaking my head in disapproval so the audience knows i still love wildly toxic abusive fictional dynamics

obsessed with screenshotting things i will never look at ever again