Gone

Gay people who go to straight bars with their straight friends are braver than any US Marine

gay people who have straight friends are braver than any US marine

wear a different perfume when you commit murder fuckin amateurs 

also wear shoes that aren’t your actual size and use gloves if you have to touch anything

what the hell is this here? A how-to-commit-the-perfect-crime??

Wear a wig. Contact lenses . Change your accent . Change Hand when writing . Layer up to make you look big if your small n vice versa . Contour the hell outta your face.

Get your car interior thoroughly washed, then purposely dirty it up again.

Also use an icicle for the weapon because it melts away Buy a ticket to a show and tell as many people / post it on social media that u went to the show

Y'all suspect af😂

*adds 363,462 more people to list of that I will fuck never with*

how many other elementary schools had compulsory square dancing lessons

why the hell is this so universal

I regret to inform you that panic put out new music so that inevitably means I am back on my bullshit

OP did not receive a marshmallow, has walked down the dock of shame, boarded the boat of losers, and left the island forever but go off I guess

love everything about this. the girls making fun of the boys, the endless dumb fun the boys are having, its pure

This is what boys will be boys was always supposed to mean

Send me one "Dear---" and I'll write a letter to this person

MY NAME IS CROUTON AND IM GONNA BE PRESIDENT SOMEDAY BELIEVE IT

me: cmao (crying my ass off)