dial m for monkey

in this baeutiful world. straight up "enjoing it". and by "it". haha. well. let's justr say. My frands

‘what are you planning to do with your degree?’ maybe jerk off for a few years i dont know

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This is one of my favorite monologues in all of fiction, and I think the voice legitimately, unironically adds to the experience. With the modern connotation we now have surrounding this voice of faux cheeriness, machine generated empathy, machine generated “humanity”, to hear that voice declare utter despisal of life on earth for damning it… its poetry. It’s the only remake of I Have No Mouth we need.