i wanna be very clear that my celebrations are not particularly about biden winning, but they absolutely are about trump losing

All the bees.

Can we have some of those bees back? They need to pollinate flowers.

I’m asking about the ducks

Don’t do it man, it’s not worth it!

the wrong amazon is burning and the wrong ice is melting

IT DIDNT CATCH FIRE IT IS BEING DELIBERATELY CLEARCUT AND BURNED BECAUSE LARGE AGROBUSINESS CONGLOMERATES PAID THEIR FASCIST GOVERNMENT TO IGNORE THIS COURT RULING

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when u see my husband on queer eye in ten years know that he actually dresses nice and can cook and go to the theatre and that he is only pretending to be schlubby bc our kink is conning five nice gay men with netflix money into redoing our living room and that this is all a very elaborate sexy roleplay for us

Wow, OP’s MIND.

again. we’re not mad that “Thor isn’t hot any more” we’re mad that his coping mechanisms and overall mental illnesses were treated as a joke.

Somebody hit up jordan peele

^^^^

Capybaras are amazing

They have nine beverages between the two of them

What they have are five beverages and four waters. Water, by definition, cannot be a beverage.

The fuck do you mean water cant be a beverage?