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if i feel an emotion one more time im gonna snap

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48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.

grandpa got game

i love blurry photographs of people on adventures because someone wanted to record the moment but they were having too much fun to take a good photograph.

Who wants to fuck up their sleeping schedule with me I already have a 4 year head start

im gonna make a mood ring with just 2 moods, mood and big mood

I have a lot of pet peeves but I think the biggest one is when people say things like “oh it’s such a small town, only 35,000 people” like bitch my town has 200 people, you need to pick a new adjective 

According to Wikipedia, a small town is 1,000-20,000 people. So although you are correct in stating that 35,000 people is not a small town (it is a large town), you are incorrect in thinking that you live in a town. You live in a village. You are a villager.

I…… don’t know what to do with that information……a villager…

God no, not like this

He literally whipped his dick out and busted a nut I’m done.

BUST A NUT

I just crave being alone but like ..with someone else there too