i often think about the comment about a redditors brothers coworker briefly dated tades from hot mulligan and one time on a date he ordered 2 bowls of soup and ate them by mix them together one spoonful at a time

something incredibly humbling about averaging 1000+ artists played every year but the same 7 fuckass bands remain your most played artists time after time

what do you mean edward cullen is a gemini from chicago that dated teenagers? are you sure you arent talking about my uncle pete wentz 😔

enough with dan and phil find each other in every universe, let talk about how dan and golden pig hate each other in every dimension

mi pAPÁ SIMON DOMINIC IS FINALLY BACK FROM THE STORE WITH MILK AND SHIT

most people say they hate themselves but they only hate the circumstances they are in. if you actually hate yourself half as much as you claim, you would not have given yourself any crutches to cope. you still reserve some level of kindness to yourself by permitting yourself to escape. if you are truly your own worst enemy, you will force yourself to live out ur days in complete sobriety because you understand you dont deserve cushioning.

no but seriously why would you as a man THATS NOT KIM JAEJOONG wear dangly cross earrings

happy ilhoon sik-k day 💚

dan and phil reaching out to fall out boy to ask if they can go on their wwwy24 stage to kiss shifted reality so hard we are not just getting a circa survival reunion, everyone from gerard way to haon is getting back with their #summeroflike

the very concept of the quiett being my girl leehi's man's first (and ex) wife.....

which is more influential? the silk road or real friends releasing ive never been home (2012)

"what do you think, siblings or dating" i said as i hold up my phone showing yet another frikey concert shenanigan reels