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Davey: What happened to make you smile?

Spot: What, I can’t smile just because I feel like it? I smile all the time!

Race: Jack just fell down in the parking lot.

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Davey: Are you sure?

Jack: Have I ever been wrong? Now, don't answer that.

Jack: And remember these three little words: Don't argue.

Davey: That's two words.

Jack: You're starting already.

Jack: I'm gonna call you.

Katherine: As I can't destory every phone on Earth, that'll remain a possibility.

Davey: I'm gonna ask you to be respectful.

Jack: I will polity decline.

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Katherine: How do you take your coffee?

Davey: I like my coffee as dark and bitter as my soul.

Katherine: Okay, so white chocolate mocha.

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Honestly I’m ready to fight 24/7. Even in death. Just take my ashes and throw them in the eyes of my enemies.

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Spot: Do you wanna know how I actually hurt my wrist?

Race: Yes.

Spot: I was hula-hooping. I attended a class for fitness and for fun.

Race: Oh my god.

Spot: I've mastered all the moves. The pizza toss, the tornado, the scorpion, the oopsie doodle.

Race: Why are you telling me all this?

Spot: Because no one will ever believe you.

Race: You sick, sick son of a bitch.

Connor: One time my sister was working at Home Depot and got called down to help handle an outrageously angry man returning a lawnmower and it was our dad.

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The worst part about kissing a perfect ten is the cold feeling your lips get from touching the mirror.

Jack Kelly (via superincorrectnewsiesquotes)

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Hercules: Just be yourself!

Alexander: Be myself? Herc, I have one day to win over Washington. How long did it take before you guys started liking me?

John: Couple of weeks.

Lafayette: Six months.

Burr: Jury's still out.

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Everything I like is either illegal, expensive, or not texting me back.

Jack Kelly, whenever Katherine doesn’t reply (via superincorrectnewsiesquotes)

Hercules: *holding a bottle* Is this whisky or perfume?

Lafayette: *grabs and chugs the entire bottle*

Lafayette: It’s perfume.

Connor: You've never gotten high?

Zoe: one time i was at this party where everyone was high and i was the only one not smoking and this dude told me “those that are above the influence….. are always the highest of them all” and that will stick with me forever

Evan: I’m offended that you think I would freak out.

Jared: You’re checking your pulse as we speak!

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Evan: Usually you say you didn't eat something, but then you did, like that soap I got-

Jared: It looked like a shell!

Zoe: How does that make it more edible?

Jared: Shells can be pasta!

Cynthia: You should identify yourself when you answer the telephone.

Connor: Sorry. Hello, major disappointment speaking.

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