CASE SHUT.

CONTACT: mini. ♥

RINGTONE: HEY BROTHER - AVICII.

CONTACT: baby boy.

RINGTONE: SHUT UP & DANCE - WALK THE MOON.

“What view? I see absolutely nothing interesting and let me tell you, I’ve slept with some pretty hot men, and you? You’re nowhere close to that level.” He said inspecting the other as he arched an eyebrow up at him. No one was going to tell him what to do around here. That was why he came here in the first place. So that he could get away from his parents who were constantly telling him what to do and he wasn’t going to get that from people around here. “Why don’t you just fuckin’ move out of the way, babe? The whole world doesn’t revolve around you, honey. I hate to break it to you.” He said bluntly as he couldn’t help but roll his eyes. If there was one thing that people knew about Leo was that he didn’t take orders from anyone.

dox stayed quiet, his eyes closed as the other spoke, or rather complained, about dox’s yoga display. when he was finally done, dox opened his eyes again, a soft laugh coming from his lungs as he did. the more he processed what was just said to him, the more his laughter grew until his arms shook his body and he was almost forced to move into a new position. sitting up, he faced the man, a grin on his face as his laughter settled. “you must have low standards then, babe. i’m not saying i’m the worlds hottest man, but c’mon. look more clearly with those pretty eyes of yours.” he spoke smoothly, running a hand through his hair. “i know you’re trying to be all tough n’ mighty or whatever, but i’m kinda into it so it’s not really, you know, working.” he shrugged again, disregarding the others need to get around him as he returned to his previous position, his body bending easily back to where it was. “you should probably avoid getting all worked up again. it might turn me on.” 

jamie was looking forward to spending the night in his apartment doing absolutely nothing. work was hectic as usual - the animal shelter finishing up an adoption fair - and jamie was fighting to keep his eyes awake. he both smelled and felt like an exhausted dog. his mind had wandered to a few classic shower thoughts ( without actually being in the shower ) as he opened the door to the front entrance. as his eyes adjusted to the figure blocking his path, he gave a deep sigh. 

“wow i get front row seats to your one-man douche show.” jamie muttered, lifting a foot up as if he was going to kick the other man. “do you just wake up every morning and make it a goal to annoy the living shit out of everyone? you do have your own apartment, go fuck around in there where the innocent public doesn’t have to see you.”