Darren E. Criss

You are one lucky man! It used to never happen for me, but now that my son is at an age where he wants to eat bigger meals, its forcing me to choose wisely for him and for myself. Snow angels are so much fun to make, and snowmen for that matter! Just a simple, original snowman will do, ya know?

That’s good though, I mean don’t get me wrong sometimes it’s good to just have a day of eating junk food but it’s also good to take care of yourself a little. I completely feel you on that, there isn’t anything better. 

Hello there Darren! I’m Gal and welcome to Royal. Watching Friends is a great way to spend your day if you ask me.  Congratulations on all the success you had for American Crime Story, well deserved. I’d love a pizza right now.

Hey there! Thanks for the welcome Gal. Oh come on, you’re Wonder Woman i’d say that’s equally as awesome if not more so. I think i’m on my way to turning into a pizza.

It’s a very dangerous game. You either end up watching Friends all day and losing track of the time or play a game of sleep roulette, where you go for a nap and have no idea whether you’ll wake up half an hour or four hours later, ha. The early episodes are my favourite, so after Ross’s wedding and saying Rachel’s name I’d probably be asleep. The more food the better, and I make amazing company if I do say so myself.

True that, on both accounts. Though I gotta admit mostly naps for me are a minimum of two hours, so I’m usually screwed if I have somewhere to be. That episode was epic, the biggest cliffhanger in tv history or in some bias perspective it’s one I love the most. I’ll ever say no to having a good friend around. 

Really not? Because you were amazing in it. I loved every scene you were in. Such a good series. Versace is amazing, all right? I love their flashy clothes, but I don’t think I could wear them. You’re wonderful, Darren, I know he’ll be loved, and I’m happy that you’ll be in his life. I do, on top of it all, I have a show coming soon, and others to produce, and I’m thinking of opening an interior design store here. So I’ll remain busy. Lisa will be so happy to hear that, and so will I, because I have enough ingredients to feed a small army. Seriously? She’ll never let you leave!

As honored as I was to be a part of the series, I think the biggest thing I took away was the fashion I mean god knows I could never walk around in Versace daily but I appreciate them enough to wear a suit they make you know. That sounds amazing, I mean it’s insane how awesome you are. You’re the only person I know that could be as pregnant as you are and still doing so much. The interior design store sounds amazing, I was actually thinking of bringing a version of Starkid here...you know a whole 2.0 deal, run a few decent shows. Do some charity performances. I think it could be awesome. Awe well I can’t wait to meet her in that case, even if i’m trapped for the rest of my life. 

Man, a food coma sounds great right now. I’m about to start filming so I have to watch what I eat, but just the thought of a pizza is making my mouth water. Hey, Darren, I’m Chris, it’s nice to meet you. You were incredible on the Assassination of Gianni Versace. 

Hey Chris, it’s nice to meet you too. If I accidentally call you Steve Rogers or Captain America you won’t hate me right? The diet sounds brutal though, I highly suggest pizza when you next have a cheat day. Awe thanks man I appreciate you saying that. 

It’s really a beautiful town, I was a little apprehensive about the East Coast weather but, it’s just like L.A without the traffic, so that was a good draw for me. And, it’s a nice place to raise my daughter without the paparazzi all over the place.

LA without the traffic does seem like the perfect description and I mean generally speaking it’s gonna be nice to get around town without it taking way longer than it should. I feel that, kids really don’t deserve all the hassle but as short a time as i’ve been here, this place seems like an amazing place to raise a family or kids in general. So i’m positive your daughter will thrive. 

Well, let’s hope it doesn’t come to that, I’m not sure Royal could handle an insane Criss. I mean, we’ve got enough insane Chrises…

Fingers crossed, though I already am kind of insane but the normal healthy amount so that’s cool right?

This is why I consider you one of the good guys.

No, it doesn’t - I didn’t see the point in doing it, either. Instead I didn’t unpack, at all, for three weeks, and just lived out of boxes. I wasn’t here much anyway, since I was still filming in Toronto and DC, and it seemed like the best idea at the time. Joey really has some great qualities, so I see why you’d go for him!

You should, I’m sure you’ll like it. And it’s the best place to start exploring, since it’s right in the centre of the Village. 

That makes complete sense though. I’d have done the same if I wasn’t gonna be living in the place for a few weeks, so no judgement there. Unintentionally funny and eats a lot, I can’t help but relate. 

I’m gonna hit it up as soon as I can. 

We have lots to catch up on when you can fit me into your crazy schedule and a pizza.  I am so proud of you, by the way, D, I really am.

Usually I do as well, but I am trying to get back on a healthier diet after Christmas. That is good, i’m glad. It was such messy weather, but made for some great fun in the snow. I was; its an easy show to binge. Not that I would know, but I have heard that it is… You know. Either or, its nice to talk to you too.

Hey respect on that, dieting for me doesn’t happen i’m just lucky that I tend to be busy enough to burn the food I eat off. Totally, who doesn’t love a little snow ready to be made into snowmen or sat perfectly for snow angels. 

That’s so true, and you proved it time and again with your acting. That Gianni Versace series - you were so good in it, I’m bowing to your greatness. A few more weeks, end of February, if everything goes well. I cannot wait for you to see and hold him, too, he’ll have such a great extended family! Aw, yes! I have everything for it, and we have a little girl who will be your best friend forever, if you share your pizza with her. Did I tell you I adopted Chris’ daughter a while back? 

Oh no way, no bowing i’m just super lucky and grateful for the opportunities i’ve had because I really wouldn’t be anything without those Versace included. Gotta thank the almighty Ryan Murphy for that one. He’s gonna have all the love in the world and I know it’s gonna all go well, don’t even doubt that for a second. You didn’t and now i’m even more excited, you’ve got so much going on and I love that. As for your little girl, I will definitely share all the pizza with her i’ll even bring my guitar and sing disney songs. 

I haven’t seen you since the golden globes! And even then I was drunk and can’t remember all of it. You are living the life because I can’t imagine anything better, just throw in a couple of beers in there also and you’ll be set. As for pizza, try Ambrosio’s, it’s out of this world amazing.

And that was insane, even I was wasted after all of that like i’m not even sure any of i happened. That’s one hell of an idea, I could use some of the snow outside to keep them cool you know you gotta use your resources. I’m definitely on it because you’re the second person who’s recommended it now. 

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How are you, Darren?  Welcome to my second home away from home.  I have to admit I saw a video of you and Lea singing Shallow which made me cry.