gremlin queen

Happy Birthday, @soutterlytaron!

I hear you’re a little bit of a photographer now. I thought you might like and make use of these clip on lenses for your phone. It does say selfies on the packaging, but as far as I know, they work on the rear camera too.

justmaxirons​:

It was really that simple. Max loved Ashley, and despite his grumbling about her teasing at times, he wouldn’t want it, or her, any other way. “I love you for you, Ashley,” he said, finally, and nudged her cheek with his nose tenderly, before he chuckled. Of course, she wouldn’t drop that idea - they were as bad as the other, after all. “Maple syrup is a good stand-in for now, but you and cake? It’s the perfect combination” He gave an overly exaggerated sigh and fanned himself, while trying not to laugh. “We have a very large bathtub outside, which we unfortunately cannot use till spring next year… unless you like ice baths?” Sitting in the bathtub with her, scented water and foam swirling around them, had become a habit, a tradition, and it just felt right having her between his legs, her back resting against his chest. It wasn’t like they had never become creative about how to get to each other, while bathing. Sex had never not been on the table, and a bigger bathtub wouldn’t make them feel different about jumping each other, if the mood struck them. With their breakfast food all but gone, Max had time to focus on her, and he did so with glee, gently touching and teasing without going too far. “Well,” he blew out some air between his opened lips, “I won’t complain about you showing me, either.” Jolts erupted from where her fingers connected with his skin and went right up his spine, which had him close his eyes to enjoy that pleasurable sensation which elicited small shivers from his body. Max was in no way immune to her touch, and even if he could resist it, he wasn’t sure he wanted to. Ashley was simply too good at what she was doing for him to sit it out. A small groan escaped him, before he cracked open his eyes and looked down at her. “You are multitasking, I see,” he muttered, and reached out to the hand which held the rest of the pancake, bringing it to his mouth to steal the rest of it from between her fingers. “I’d rather have your full attention, however, because it’s my birthday, and really, food should be the last thing on your mind, until way, way later…” A grin appeared, bright and boyish, while his hand holding onto her rose to cup and squeeze her breast, the other which had been holding onto hers dropping below the waterline to mirror her teasing touch on her thigh. 

I have a feeling that I wont be able to stop smiling for awhile. Yes it was so adorable and simple and just perfect. I will have to thank Max too. Alex said he talked to Max about it all and that he helped him get the courage to ask. Its.. I’m so happy.

Originally posted by khaleesifans

It’s only going to get better for you too, believe me. You’ve got a lifetime of love and happiness ahead! I didn’t know a thing about it until Max told me this morning. I was wondering why that bike ride had taken so long and what they were up to!

I need a drink, or ten, @rylbenzo​….

I’ll go for the ten. What a crazy few days it’s been, and now, it’s like instant relief. What a great day!

No, you haven’t. Thankfully. I love you too much to lose you to a puddle of goo. No, please don’t? I actually like your shorter nails. They don’t dig into my bum cheeks quite as much… just saying. Exactly, you know what I’m talking about, luv’. Mmm, I might.

What a day to be alive, hm? 

You’d scoop me back up again, right? I quite like my claws... You mean to say you aren’t enjoying that? You didn’t complain when it was your back quite as much. I’ll even go as far as to say no costumes, just to keep the Irons house nice and happy.

Our good friends get engaged and Biden won! Or should it be Bi Don? if this isn’t an excuse to have a party tonight, I don’t know what is!

Oh my goodness Ash I’m still in shock it actually happened I still find myself thinking am I dreaming. It was so sweet and simple. We were just hanging outside with our animals and Alex went to get our goats who had decided to wander off and when they came back the box was tied to one of them and that was it. I was completely shocked and still in shock.

Originally posted by khaleesifans

Let me be the first to tell you that feeling doesn’t go away for a while, and it’s magical. It all feels like a dream, until you look at the ring and realise how real it is! The goats? Okay, that’s just adorable... I’m so happy for you both!

Do you like the hoops I sent you, @rylbenzo​?

I LOVE them. My new favourite accessory, paired with my ‘vote’ necklace/ 

You’d have melted… oh wait. Well, you might be right, after all. Ha. I think I caught you at the right moment quite a few times over the years. Cute… With spray tan? I doubt that. Oh, it definitely is, you’d look amazing in it. Good thing I’m such a great Max about it, too. So gracious, and so humble, too. I’m not even sure who would ever wear anything like that. Good thing, this comes round just once a year. Our dogs would riot otherwise.

Mm, I think you’ve caught definitely caught the moment once or twice, and I haven’t melted yet. You like the catwoman suit just as much as you love the nails that go with it... I’m keeping them forever. Gracious, humble... Not like you’re going on about it or anything! They are a little more tolerant than you. I don’t think I could cope with the riots, you know? They’d just be impossible to control. And you’d join them.

justmaxirons​:

With those words uttered, Ashley had easily caught him in one of his biggest flaws - he had patience for some things, but others, like being told to “wait and find out”, had him pushing for it rather than calm and patient. But since she surely wouldn’t budge from what she had planned, he was out of luck this time. Groaning slightly, he slumped back against the bathtub wall. “You’re a tease,” Max grumbled, although he would probably get to have that cake later, either way. “What is the plan exactly? You pampering me, or me eating cake off your body?” He had to laugh at the last part, because he was currently feeding off of her, and that was close enough, even if it was just maple syrup. And it tasted marvellous against her lips, too, which was probably why he couldn’t quite part with her, and kept returning to her mouth the moment he drew back. “A bigger bathtub?” he muttered, somewhat lost for a moment, until he caught on her train of thought. “They’re a disadvantage, because you’d slip away all too easily.” Gently, he moved his thighs against her sides and squeezed for a moment. “You’re less likely to accidentally lose your spot this way. Plus, there’s something very sexy about you being between my legs…” That last part was left hanging out in the open on purpose, and he grinned at her, while he picked up his cup of coffee and drank from it. With one hand busy, his other was able to trail along her leg and up her side, before settling right below her breast bone, fingers splayed over her skin underwater. “You might have to explain those easy access perks to me, though.” Fuelled on coffee, and their underlying intimate teasing, Max’s grin was back full force, and he leaned over Ashley’s shoulder to look at her once more. She had gone to such great effort to prepare breakfast, he didn’t want to interrupt it by acting on his thoughts right now - although, by now, the food was almost gone, so he could finally set his sights on something else to feast on.

justmaxirons​:

At the mention of Ashley being royalty - since he had named her a cute tiny Gremlin Queen, and all - Max grinned and nudged her gently. “There’s nothing wrong…” If she kept this up, she would be met with a very tangible reaction from him, and he didn’t quite know whether he should be amused or exasperated that he, at thirty-five years-old, acted like a horny teenager who couldn’t keep his body under control around her. On the other hand, he loved to tease her, too, and it wasn’t like she was immune to him. “Speaking of birthday cakes,” he muttered, as he placed feathery kisses against her neck, “where’s mine? And - do I get to eat it off you?” So much for cleanliness - but if the dirty thoughts he had been having ever since they had sat in the bathtub were anything to go by, they would need another bath, or at least a shower, later. Instead of replying to her, Max continued alternating eating, and being fed, with trailing paths unknown over her skin with his lips, leaving kisses to every exposed place he could reach. Her warning came a little too late, but he did make up for it, he hoped, and, in the end, they were sitting in hot, foamy water, and it would wash away anything that might not land where it should. “You are going to continue loving me, and pampering me, because it’s my birthday,” he informed her with a boyish smile, as he leaned forward to look at her properly. One hand shot out to cup her chin and turn her head just a little to the side, enough to be able to plant a sound kiss to her lips. “I definitely missed a spot.” Two could play that game, and he knew exactly how to turn it around on her. Picking up another pancake, he rolled it between his fingers gently, and offered it to her to bite into, before he devoured the rest of it. His finger caught some of the excess maple syrup, spread it over the cupid’s bow of her upper lip and kissed the spot, tongue darting out to taste her. “That’s one downside to this bathtub,” he lamented against her lips good-naturedly, “it’s a hassle to get you to sit on my lap.”

[text]: You better hold onto that promise. If you think I can be scary, me and Emilia ganging up on you both would be a whole other level. 😜

justmaxirons​:

Being naked with and around Ashley was fun - it didn’t always necessarily have to be hot and heavy, sometimes, like now, it could be utterly comfortable, too - and as long as he had the time and possibility to run his fingers over her body at his own pace, he was a happy man. “Let’s just not think too hard about it, and let it come to us, so to speak.” He was perfectly content where he was, and with what they were doing at the moment, anything beyond that would either happen, or it wouldn’t. Max chuckled. “I presume Kings and Queens have someone to feed them, and not with their fingers.” Eyebrows rose amusedly. “Unless that’s a thing, too…” His grin widened, and he pressed a kiss to the side of her neck, which tasted faintly like the strawberry she had just fed him. The next one tasted of pineapple, and he chuckled to himself, wondering, whether he’d get through all the fruits, before losing patience and putting into action where his thoughts were leading right now. There was something to the saying that fruit were an aphrodisiac, after all, he mused, as he continued feeding and being fed bits and pieces of cut fruit. A growl escaped him at her cheeky words, and he bent forward to give her a look that spoke of both exasperation and amusement at the same time. “Don’t,” he muttered, his voice having dropped an octave or two, “we’d have ended up dirtier than before, luv’.” But, by God, he adored her for putting that train of thoughts into his head. His chuckles turned into snorts, and he pressed his lips to her shoulder to keep from laughing. “Your hair keeps tickling me.” Surely, he had become distracted by her, and forgotten all about the pancakes, but since she had so nicely pointed them out to him, Max couldn’t keep from reaching out and folding one in half, biting into it heartily, although that made some of the maple sirup drop on her shoulder. After devouring his pancake, he made sure to scoop up whatever he had left on her skin with his tongue. “They’re almost too good to eat.”

[text]: I prefer having you in one piece. 😁 Have fun and take advantage while you can.

You have such a sweet tooth, it’s unbelievable you aren’t made of sugar and chocolate at this point. Or taste of it, too. Mmmm, it’ll spare you, too, from chocking from laughing too hard at me in a Hawaiian shirt. So, we both win. And, I mean, there is that all leather and latex Catwoman costume in your closet that you haven’t pulled out yet… I’m good at being your Max. Gosh, I really hit the jackpot with this pandemic Halloween this year, didn’t I? Can I really burn it? We could have marshmallows over it. Since you cannot dress me up, you mean… she’s suffering in silence, luv’, I hope you know that. 

How do you know for certain that I’m not, though? I taste of it sometimes... You just need to get me at the right kind of moment. Laughing? You would have looked cute! Of course you’re thinking about the latex Catwoman costume, it’s hot, I like it. You are exceptionally good at being my Max. You can burn it, I’m not going to stand in your way or rush to save it... It’s a pretty nasty shirt. She perhaps is, but she does make one cute princess. 

[text]: You should take advantage, go out there and have a good time! Just no scrapes or bumps this time, please. 😘