chris, you fucking meatball

“Will you continue to stare so openly…” The raven-haired male voiced, attention on the content at the back of the package of cheese that he was holding, finishing reading it before he glanced over at the individual with a teasing smirk. “I’m kidding. But I do have a question… Does it matter what type of cheese used for a grilled cheese sandwich?” Daniel then asked, half-joking and half-serious.

“Well, I’ve just never seen someone focus so much on cheese,” Chris admitted with a chuckle. He smiled. “I think it’s just preference,” he said. “I personally go with American cheese. It’s a classic and it melts the best, in my opinion.”

I realised this morning that I have an official ten year anniversary today - it’s been ten years since I thought that the call and following voice mail were a prank call and not actually Kevin Feige. Looking back, I’m still laughing about it all, especially him calling three more times to make sure that I knew it was all legit. 

What’s your opinion on April Fools’?

Wait, really? You never told me that. That’s hilarious. Poor Kevin, he’s probably never heard that before. Honestly, I’m not a big fan of April Fools, but that’s mostly because I’m way too gullible and I’ll fall for everything. So it’s like walking through a minefield. 

I have only ever watched the first season of Westworld, but now that my wife @tonksinroyal​ is in the new season, I have to catch up. Who’s with me? 

I’ve actually never seen that show. I’m not even entirely sure what it’s about. How behind does that make me?

It is, I’m surprised I haven’t killed him yet.

It’s rare you see a couple last so long these days. I hope me and Soph can get so far.

I’ve read a comment recently that everyone of us has a doppelganger out there somewhere, and my question is - have you come across yours? Or have you been mistaken for someone else?

I get mistaken for Chris Pine still sometimes. I don’t really see it personally, but you know, Chris and Chris, both dark haired and blue eyed. I guess I understand the confusion.

Have I told you lately that I’m crazy about you? Having some time away with you was exactly what I needed. And I need you to tell me what you think about me possibly playing the Dentist in Little Shop of Horrors. Think I can carry it?

Aw you - it was just a few days, but I missed you. I can’t wait to show her to you, and have you see her… she’s amazing, I love her. There’s an easy remedy for that, we’ll just binge-watch it again, Chris. Friends is always an option, if not the best option, out there.

I missed you, too, baby. I always miss you when you’re away, even if it’s for only a few days. It’s not on Netflix anymore! They took it away from us. Now there’s just The Office.

He’s a damn good egg. We’re up in the double digits now, it’s a wonder we made it that far. Shit!

Wow, double digits! Congrats, that’s a pretty big milestone. 

Baby went and surprised me with goddamn flowers for our anniversary today and I couldn’t help but post them. He’s a pain in the ass but, he’s also the sweetest.

That’s so sweet! What anniversary are you guys celebrating this year? How many years has it been?

I had so much fun working on “This is Us”, I cannot believe I didn’t go for it earlier! It’s definitely one of my favourites, when I get time to sit on my couch. Do you have a show you love to binge on?

I’m so proud of you, baby. I can’t wait to see your character, I’m sure you’ll be great. Well, I used to binge Friends, I don’t know what I’m gonna do now.

About that trip for just the two of us @chrisnotcap-evans​… do you have a wish as to where we should go?

Hmm, Puerto Rico, maybe? Fiji? I just want somewhere warm with a beach so we’re not wearing anything more than a bathing suit all day.

You know, I haven’t moved in years and I forgot how much effort it is. Add in two kids stuff and it’s just even worse. I don’t understand people who say they’re able to unpack everything in one day. That’s just insane. How’s everyones day going? Distract me from the unpacking. 

Also – hey, I’m Kristen. Should probably mention that.

Who on earth has unpacked in one day? They’re liars. Unless they previously moved out of an actual shack or one of those trendy small houses. I’ve lived here for a couple of years now but it was six months before everything was entirely unpacked.

Oh, hey, Kristen, I’m Chris. My daughter is huge into Frozen, Anna is her favorite.

Last night at work, I pulled a muscle… help?

Oh, ‘at work’, huh? Uh-huh. What do you need?